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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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It applies the lotion to the skin!

Retro Game Room Version 2 I needed to patch the walls and paint, so I thought I might as well change it all up.

23 different consoles and handhelds, about 450 old games. Framemeister xrgb-mini upscaler so it doesn’t look bad on a new tv, handmade custom MAME cabinet, and a fuzzy chair and fuzzy carpet :)

A lot of work, and a lifetime of collecting!

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My baby Willow dressed up for the holidays to enter your Christmas competition! 😺🐱☃ _____________________________ i love that name!! To help lost-lil-kitty  win a 80.00 Kitten’s playpen gift card,please like or reblog this post!

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21st century at its finest.

How to finish that last minute assignment

leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

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When the brass see “forte”

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I’d fuck the person I reblogged this from

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All of it?

I'm going to guess you're from that foggy part of London.

What’s the foggy part of London?

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Happy Independence day!

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Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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Got em!

Having your titties sucked is a gateway drug

To what?

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wedding-sweating:

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

I have stretch marks.

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Reblog if you say "Y'all"

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Meh

In all honesty, I'd rather be with a woman who's got real natural one bigger than the other boobs than some chick with implants. It's not the same, they don't feel right. They don't react the same way as real ones do. It's like hey look at these! Then you get to touchin' and you find out they got some jelly in em. Fuck that.

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Theory of the Pixar Universe by John Negroni [detailed version] Previously: Disney Movies in Disney Movies