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all due respect zoe, you got no fucken idea what its like to be Numba One. every decision you make affects every facet of every otha fucken thing. its too much to deal with almost. and in da end youre completely alone with it all
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What if the toys in toy story went to a catholic woman’s house and all of her figurines of crucified jesus started screaming out in endless pain whenever she left the room
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"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"
when i get home from work:

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