robbinghisdick
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my friends dragged me into the DC fandom and all I got was this stupid blog. I then got a little too into Deadpool and Wolverine, whoops. She/They | 25. I will take writing prompts 🙏Icon drawn by @kennolini
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One day I'll finish this WIP. Enjoy sladick tryna co-parent lmao
#if you're like “havent I see this before” I have posted this on discord months ago#and if you're like “what about Rose?”#They don't know she exists yet
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Au where Batman doesn't want to tell the Justice League his secret identity but it's because he's really embarrassed about the things he's done as Bruce Wayne.
The thing is; Batman has spent years crafting and perfecting his public persona.
'Brucie Wayne' is supposed to be a dumber than life himbo, with daddy's credit card and the maturity of a seventeen year old. He's supposed to be someone so outlandishly ridiculous no one would ever even dare to mention him in the same sentence as Batman... And Batman has been acting that part perfectly.
It's a genius plan.
But then the league begins talking about maybe all sharing their secret identities, to become closer as a group and work better together. And the only thing in Batman's mind is 'Oh. My. God. Please don't'
Superman is saying something about trust and how he has come to value all of them as friends. Batman is thinking about last year Christmas' Gala, where he took off his clothes in an improvised strip-tease, and started swimming in the fountain.
Wonder woman is talking about how she wishes to strengthen their bonds so they become greater warriors. Bruce just remembered there's videos of him fucking twerking and pole dancing to Ariana Grande all over the internet.
Flash starts smiling and telling them he already trust them with his life– Bruce once said chocolate milk came from brown cows.
'Oh. My. God'.
There's just no way he's telling any of them.
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Tossing this out into the void, but any Sinestro fans got recommended reading-
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Bruce: And if someone comes up to you at school and says ‘hi, I’m one of B’s friends, I’m here to pick you up’ what do you say?
8 year old Dick Grayson: Liar! Bruce doesn’t have any friends!
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I love seeing someone go throw and like all my Elani posts like yes!!! I love her too 💕
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🎉🎉🎉 Happy Pride Month !!! 🎉🎉🎉
Enjoy the fluff bomb losers 🫶
As per usual... i could care less about lineart 🤡


I'd headcanon Peter to be a grumpy deep sleeper like me.
i don't even do half the world saving things he does but when i nap. I NAP. 💥💥💥
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Always King Slade. If there was ever a question, the answer is King Slade. I’ll draw him once, I’ll draw him a thousands times. Also using a different brush just to feel something.
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Hi there! It’s been a while:)) I’m trying to get on my feet and draw again, at least silly stuff, also not disappear too much haha
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Propaganda:
Jason Todd
1. a baby would fix him 2. mommy issues, good with kids, karma
Dick Grayson
1. he gets tied up so nicely and lots of his villains want to breed him let's be real 2. He yearns to be a mother by taking in children that their older manipulative fathers should actually be taking care of (e.g. Damian Wayne and Rose Wilson)
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green lantern (vol 3) #62 is textual evidence that donna flirts by sparring with people btw <3
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Well since my first post got a lot of attention, here's some more randomly assembled Thunderbolts* headcanons
These people have the most weirdly assorted sleeping schedules. Everyone hates John for waking up at 6 AM everyday. Him and Ava stare at each other in judgemental silence as she's getting ready to finally go to bed.
Yelena keeps bringing home animals that she finds and no one can stop her. It's a huge tower! They have the room, why are you complaining?!
Everyone takes turns training Bob. If he can't become Sentry, he needs to be able to fight. Bob remains so fucking bad with guns.
It takes several startled screams, a fired gun, and accidentally seeing Alexei naked for Ava to finally stop phasing through walls
I like to think that Bob and John are suffering from being "normal" people, heavy quotations. It's often so easy to assume that Ava, Yelena, and Bucky know what they're talking about since they're generally in the same age range, but then John references a weird 1990s movie he watched as a teen and only Bob laughs
Alexei makes a social media account for the team. There have been many attempts to get him to delete it with increasing, ridiculous bribes before devolving into trying break into the account. He gleefully cackles that he has two factor verification 😌 nice try
One day Bob is dressed up a little more than usual and Ava jokingly goes, "oh, someone's got a date!" and he goes "yeah, I actually do :>" Everyone is fucking FLOORED. Yelena and Ava decide to follow him because, what??? And John says they're weird and intrusive but for some reason is still coming with them. Cue shenanigans as they try not to get caught despite all of them being trained on stealth
Bucky complains to Sam about how weird and badly socialized everyone is. Sam chooses not to comment on the hypocrisy
While checking the tower for any wire taps, Yelena finds some of her sisters old clothes. She doesn't wear them, but does keep them in the bottom drawer of her dresses.
#thunderbolts*#thunderbolts spoilers#yelena belova#alexei shostakov#bucky barnes#bob reynolds#john walker#ava starr
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Alfred: Well, you can spend the rest of the day being bitter about this—
Bruce: Agreed.
Alfred: I was going to say “or,” but why bother?
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BOB AND YELENA ARE SIBLINGS
Extremely confusing ask because I was just, "I haven't said how I felt about them one way or the other...???" Until I noticed that you liked the poll I did to see what ship people disliked the most lmao.
I will say I absolutely do not see them as siblings tho. Found family isn't found nuclear family. I don't really ship them either??? Just two people who love and care for one another
#tho most of my hatred for “theyre siblings” comes from people using that to advocate against ships#these two people arent even related 😭 socially or biologically#I don't ship them but I do see them kissing way before i see them considering one another siblings
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on a scale from 1-100 how much would members of the arrowfamily dislike jason todd, with 100 being like absolute hatred?



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