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Bob: Edits

Lisa: Nice work on these.

Bob: Thank you, my dear.

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Bob: I've been to a resort called "The Yellow Lotus".

Lisa: My family and I were there too.

Bob: But you didn't pay to stay, unlike me and my dear, Tasha.

Lisa: *sigh* True. By the way, aren't you married to Francesca?

Bob: I am not. She left me after being released from prison.

Lisa: You're referring to your fake death scheme, right?

Bob: Indeed. Besides after stopping Mr. Burns and Mr. Smithers, I got close with my neighbor, Cassandra.

Lisa: You're still living in your lighthouse, right?

Bob: I am not, I now stay with Tasha.

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Bob: I've dated Zoey Killer.

Lisa: Doesn't she like my dad?

Bob: Yes, but she's into me too.

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Bob: I've been let out on parole, after being framed by Charles Oresto.

Lisa: I remember him. Wasn't he the guy that framed you for framing Krusty?

Bob: That's him.

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Bob: Me and Bart declared a truce some time ago.

Lisa: Bart told me about that.

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Do you ever get really hot around Lisa? Let's face it, she has sunshine hair just like Maggie.

Bob: *blushs* Well..no. She’s only eight. If she were eighteen then maybe.

Lisa: Aren’t you married?

Bob: I am.

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Isn't it funny how Marge Simpson has feather duster hair?

Bob: Not really, it’s genetic I believe.

Lisa: Yeah, I mean Grandma has the same hairstyle.

Bob: And yet Selma and Patty do not.

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What is it like having weird, pointy hair? Do you two have any advice for maintaining it?

Bob: Ah excellent question, well it’s quite amazing having pointy or actually in my case curly hair, it gives me an advantage in charming woman, Cecil would agree, if he ever could get a woman to look past his foolish personality.

Lisa: It has its disatvantages too.. Especially when it comes to maintaining it. Such as never allow anyone to put gum in your hair.

Bob: That goes for all hairstyles. Brushing it into place is difficult.

Lisa: And styling it is a nightmare.

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what was one of the best days of your life?

Bob: That's a good question. There are four days that come to mind.

Lisa: Is the day that you married my aunt Selma one of 'em?

Bob: No, my dear. They are the day that I got to take over Krusty's show, the day that I became mayor of Springfield, the day that I became mayor of Salsiccia, and the day that I married Francesca. Now my dear, what about you?

Lisa: That's a no-brainer, the day I got my saxophone.

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Would you rather live in Georgia\saKartvelo, Armenia\Hayastan, or Azerbaijan? Also it is'nt odd that they're called Georgia and Armenia when they're technically saKartvelo and Hayastan? Georgia's the US state! Although i guess the state Georgia does have some small communities of Kartvelis.

Lisa: Springfield is my hometown, I’d rather live in Springfield.

Bob: No matter where I go, my criminal record follows.

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Why the hell would a grown adult wanna murder a kid? Seems kinda pathetic to me. And lisa, what do you think would be the best way to solve the israel/palestine situation?

Bob: Well after Bart foiled my second scheme, my willingness to forgive him for the first time disappeared.

Lisa: Why’d you wanna murder aunt Selma?

Bob: I wanted her money, Lisa.

Lisa: I actually haven’t heard of that situation..

Bob: Do you ever watch the World News?

Lisa: Sadly no, the only news we watch at my house is the Channel 6 News.

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Are you a whale?

Bob: No, but I do still have the sonar ability of one.

Lisa: I love whales, I wish I was one.

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