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♪Og allir saman nú! Rikki hann er bestur♪

♪ Licky hann er bestur ♪

♪ Kicky hann er bestur ♪

♪ Tricky hann er bestur ♪

♪ Quicky hann er bestur ♪ 

♪ Cliquey hann er bestur ♪

♪ Pricky hann er bestur ♪

♪ Nitpicky hann er bestur ♪

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ITHRO EATS RAW FISH

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Imagine the kids having a group chat tho

Pixel creates a group chat on his site Pixelspix, and is the mod of said group chat. In the beginning, anyone can change the name of the chat.

Stingy and Trixie constantly having a sort of war over the name of the chat. Stingy constantly changing it to something like ‘’I, THE PRINCE OF LAZYTOWN’’ or ‘’THIS CHAT IS MINE’’. Trixie, liking to mess with him, in turn changing it to something like ‘’I, THE KNIGHT OF LAZYTOWN, OVERTHROWS THE PRINCE’’ or ‘’the 50′s called, they want their fashion sense back’’ .

Eventually, Pixel has to come in between them, to stop the naming wars of Stingy and Trixie. They are now officially banned from changing the chat name.

Not that that ends their rivalry, tho. Stingy likes to bombard the chat w/ pics of his possessions and himself, while Trixie likes to leave snarky comments on them. This usually delves into a never ending cat fight. They often get banned from the chat because of this, yet both manage to get back in everytime. Even Pixel doesn’t know how they do it

Ziggy is a major double triple texter. Also randomly!!!!! uses exclamations marks!!! after some!!!!! words!!!!!.

Also talks with the same verbal tic (ending every sentence with a ‘‘huh’‘) as in the chat.

Stephanie mostly posts positivity texts and ALWAYS wishes the group chat a good morning and a good night by saying BINGBANGDIGGIRIGGIDONG

Ziggy’s profile pic is prolly Sportacus’s body w/ his head badly photoshopped on it

Stephanie uses wayyyy too many emoticons. She mainly uses the ❤, ✨,🐱 and XD. Also lot’s of anime emoticons -^.^-

Pixel lurks a Lot and except for the occasional modding, he isn’t that active. But… whenever there’s a new video game out, he bombards the chat w/ over-exited texts, and doesn’t calm down for at least an hour.

Stingy’s username is prolly something like ‘’Only peasants can read this’’.

STINGY ALWAYS TYPES IN CAPS, BECAUSE LOWER CASE LETTERS ARE FOR LOWER CLASS PEOPLE. 

Bonus:  - Pixel introduces Sportacus to the chat, while Steph teaches him abt how texting works, and emoticons.  - This leads Sportacus to basically becoming like a second Stephanie to the chat, but only using the ‘’Sportacus emoticon’’ ( 8:^}D) ), and sending messages on a daily basis about how proud he is of all the kids, and sending them reminders to eat their sportscandy and go to bed early etc… -  Of course, Robbie would make up a scheme to ruin the chatroom in a way. Feel free to add more!

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ok but i was trying to type Íþróttaálfurinn and google corrected me to tannálfurinn which means monstrous cannibal and i’m laughing so fucking hard

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~ Stephanie Moodboard ~

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anyone remember sportacus? that wild son of a gun loved sports

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i love all the characters in glanni glæpur í latibær like rikki riki and *looks at smudged writing on hand*

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there are few greater pleasures than imagining Sport in some tiny local grocery store, just think about it

the ceiling are too low for him to be doing flips

he definitely found that out the hard way

instead he walks on his hands or cartwheels

he’s the type of person to help out around the store even though no one asked

the employees have no idea how to handle him

“greg, that guy who walks on his hands came back today”

“he organized all the fruit and veg by color”

“it’s like walking down rainbow bridge”

“he called them ““sportscandies”“??????”

“i think he might have cleaned the floors too”

“he told me that’s i’m doing fantastic work here, then he just bought his stuff and cartwheeled away”

“i think he gave me a tip too, how the fuck am i meant to react to this guy”

eventually, when they get used to him, they relabel the fruit section the sportscandy section and no one questions it

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i am awake and slightly terrified

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I CAN NOT BELIEVE THESE TWO

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@poploppege  his favorite color is pink, after all

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8: Eyeroll

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Sketched up something real quick

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Lazytown characters as customers at my workplace

- Sportacus: buff guy who only ever bought tuna and Powerade. Later dated the assistant manager

- Robbie: girl who was crying off her mascara, insisting she was fine, while buying more mascara

- Stephanie: girl who sang along to the entirety of “Hakuna Matata” as it played on the radio

- Ziggy: kid who slipped on the wet floor and immediately got up and laughed uncontrollably

- Trixie: whatever demon who left a minion piñata standing in an aisle and scared me shitless as I turned the corner

- Pixel: little boy who had to teach his dad how to use the chip card

- Stingy: kid who tried to steal from the charity donation

- Milford: loud old guy who will tell puns to whoever will listen. Also told me loudly about his colonoscopy

- Bessie: lady who kept me on the phone for 10 minutes after I assisted her, telling me about her medical problems

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glanni glæpur í latabæ is my favorite anime

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This is my lazy town OC, Sportagun. He’s sportacus’ brother who has a gun. 

feel free to give constructive criticism.