robinssongs

[robinssongs]

she’s cringe. she’s cooler than you. she’s so so smart. she’s the biggest dumbass you’ll ever meet. she’s got mental illnesses the dsm hasn’t even got a name for yet. she’s fine she’s fine she’s great actually she’s the normalest girl in the world. she’s hurt so many people. she regrets it so much. she wants to hurt people again. she’s the most neurotic loser you’ve ever seen. she’s the most confident composed competent member of the team. she lies until she doesn’t know what’s real. she’s even bisexual. i didn’t say her name but she popped into your head didn’t she

[robinssongs]

the bastard

[robinssongs]

" you have nothing to worry about . i promise you , nothing at all . " // virused animatronic pg? 👀

-- [ asked by @mute-call ] --

Robin knows what's going on. Knows exactly what's happening, what's been months in the making. Watched the familiar code – introduced by someone they'd once trusted – slowly creep its way through the Pizzaplex systems. She'd been fighting it, where she could, but there was a definite risk involved. Too much interfering with the systems risked exposure, risked bringing this all crashing down on him before he could figure out what the Glitch had planned for this place. As such, she'd been stuck helplessly watching it take root, one by one, in the Plex's animatronics despite her best efforts. It just spreads too fast for her to control. So far, it's only gotten a few of the S.T.A.F.F. — dormant code lying in wait in the recesses of their preprogrammed brains.

Unfortunately for him – and probably anyone else involved with the Plex – it doesn't take long for him to start catching traces of that same infected code in Phone Guy's communication logs. Phone Guy. The one animatronic with connections to almost every single one of the Pizzaplex's systems in some way, shape, or form. Pretty much the most effective viral transmission device in the history of ever. Not to mention the fact that he was the one and only animatronic that could expose all of her efforts to contain this virus with a single transmission if he discovered her.

It went without saying, but that was bad. That was really, really bad. Robin needed to go on the offensive if she wanted to have any hope of containing this thing.

Hence, his current position. He glances over to the animatronic that had fallen into step beside him, offering the 'bot a weak smile. Arms crossed, shoulders hunched, her body language was a perfect picture of the stress she felt being in her current situation. At least — the situation Phone Guy thought she was in.

"Yeah, yeah, I know, PG. I just... I don't want them to scrap the little guy, y'know? It didn't do anything wrong."

As far as Phone Guy knows, they're on their way to Parts & Service to evaluate the state of a damaged S.T.A.F.F. Bot Birdie had found — he'd spun a tale about noticing it acting strange when he clocked in, and he said he wanted Phone Guy for his opinion on whether or not to call a maintenance tech in. Birdie only worked with code, y'see, and none of the maintenance crew were scheduled for the rest of the night, but she didn't know if the damage was severe enough – or too severe – to try and repair. Phone Guy knew, like, everything, she'd reasoned. He probably knew the protocols on stuff like this.

"I hope it's gonna be okay. I know it's just —" and they stopped themself there. Not finishing that sentence. That wasn't what they meant at all. "I just feel bad. Really bad." Sure, it was mostly just acting – they needed PG to believe their story, after all – but there was some genuine emotion in their voice. They did feel some attachment to the 'bot they were speaking to, and the hope that they could fix him was genuine. PG had been... Surprisingly helpful during their first few days working at the Plex. It was a big place, after all. Big, overwhelming, and usually full of people. Knowing a 'bot with encyclopedic information about the layout of the entire Plex inside his head had been incredibly helpful.

Robin had specifically requested an evening shift, after the Plex closed, for this plan, figuring that there'd be less risk to others if there was nobody around, but as they approached the bright red doors to Parts & Service he started to regret it. Nobody around meant nobody there to help him if he needed it. He truly doubted Phone Guy himself had the potential to be dangerous, but pretty much any of the other animatronics he could call very much did.

She considered herself a whole hell of a lot harder to scare than she used to be. Still, as she holds the door for her animatronic companion, she finds herself studiously avoiding thinking about what might happen if her plan fails.

"It's, uh, I got it in the protective cylinder, but I couldn't quite get it up on the seat. Go ahead and take a look at it." God, they hope this works. They just want their friend back.

[robinssongs]

(girl who is emitting the pokemon low health sound) nahhhh im fine, just tired :)

[robinssongs]

Protective Sentences, Vol. 1

(Sentences for muses that are protective of another. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I was there for you before, I'll be there for you again. I'll always be there for you."

"You should know that, despite appearances, I still have your best interests at heart."

"You're standing over a precipice and I cannot watch you tumble over it. I refuse to."

"I'm protecting you! You have no idea how much pressure I'm under to replace you!"

"I'm going to hunt them down and kill them."

"Your loss would break my heart."

"I'm not going to be responsible for your death."

"You have nothing to worry about. I promise you, nothing at all."

"I wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you."

"You're not protecting me; you're protecting yourself."

"You don't have to worry about me."

"I promise you that I won't let you fail."

"Please, don't take any unnecessary risks."

"I'll hurt him for you before this is over, and that's a promise."

"You haven't got to look out for me. I'll look out for you."

"For you, I'd risk anything."

"You've got to keep the people you love right there, right where you can see them, so you can protect them."

"Who did this to you?"

"I appreciate your concern, but there's no need for you to get involved with this."

"I'm not here to kill you. I'm here to help you."

"I've always been willing to go to great lengths to protect my family."

"I did it for you and nobody else."

"I wouldn't hurt you for the world."

"I will never allow any harm to come to you. Not ever."

"As long as I'm with you, no one will ever hurt you."

"If you hear any gunshots, you get under the table."

"Why do you worry about me so much? You're not my mother!"

"I don't know if you are doing this for me, but the thought that you might be gives me a warm feeling inside."

"I know it's a risk, but I'll take full responsibility."

"I don't think I could bear to see you wounded."

"You may consider him under my protection."

"Can't you understand what I'm trying to do? I'm trying to save us!"

[robinssongs]

🐰🔪Big Bad Bunnies!

[robinssongs]

Quit your stupid job! join my rabbit cult!-

[robinssongs]

PROMPTS FOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T USED TO KINDNESS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

what are you doing?

i can handle that myself, you know.

you didn't have to go out of your way to take care of me.

i'm not used to this. this caring thing.

thank you. don't ever do that again.

i thought you hated me, to be honest.

i didn't ask you to love me!

no one's ever actually just... sat down and listened to me.

i didn't think people like you existed.

is this normal for you? going out of your way like this?

i told you i had it handled. you didn't have to bother.

i... should probably thank you for that.

i don't know what to say. this has never happened before.

wait, that's mine. you fixed it?

you did all of this... for me?

that was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.

i'm kinda at a loss for words.

i wasn't expecting this from you.

you did all this for me?

i had it under control.

when did this happen?

how long were you planning this?

i'm not sure what to say. i'm not used to this.

i owe you one.

that was... very kind of you. thank you.

i'm just not used to people going out of their way to help me.

usually people just look the other way, but you actually care.

this is weird. is this what caring about someone feels like?

i could have handled it.

this must have taken you forever to arrange. and you did it all for me?

it would be easier in the long run if we went our separate ways.

i hate being in other peoples' debts.

i didn't want this to happen.

people around me don't last very long.

i feel like i'm screaming and screaming and no one hears me.

i'm in your debt.

how did you find that? i lost that ages ago.

you actually... listened to me?

no one's ever paid attention.

no one's ever put that much time in effort into something for me.

when did i say that?

i didn't ask you to care about me!

i'm easily missed. people don't pay attention to me.

i'm invisible most of the time.

it's easier for people to look the other way.

do you do this often? help people?

i'm surprised you're still here.

if you're expecting something in return, forget about it.

you came back?

why do you care about me so much?

i'm a lost cause. you should just forget about me.

what's the use? there's no point.

i don't even celebrate my birthday. no one cares.

you can't just make someone care about you.

i thought you left.

what is it about me that has you so worked up?

you're making a big deal out of nothing.

thanks for patching me up.

you... brought this here for me?

but i didn't ask for this! i didn't ask for any of this!

stop smiling at me like that.

[robinssongs]

JOIN NOW !!

(Alt version below)

Also this guy..

[robinssongs]

in case you didn't know

for muses who need to share some intimate thoughts with one another. can be platonic, romantic, familial ... works with any kind of dynamic really. feel free to change pronouns, descriptor words, whatever you may need!

❝ you know i love and care about you, right? ❞ ❝ ... i guess i'm just scared of losing you. ❞ ❝ i don't like most people, but you're an exception. ❞ ❝ you're not alone. you'll never be alone. not as long as i'm here. ❞ ❝ by your side is where i'm meant to be. ❞ ❝ not one person is more important to me than you. ❞ ❝ i don't know what it is about you, but, you just ... you're the only one who can make me feel like this. ❞ ❝ you're amazing, you know that? ❞ ❝ who has the greatest (friend/brother/sister/sibling/parent/etc) in the world? me, that's who! ❞ ❝ i'm only managing to stand here on my two feet because of you. i made it because of you. ❞ ❝ i don't know how i'm ever going to be able to repay you. ❞ ❝ i know for a fact that you're special. i can feel it. ❞ ❝ you've actually made me feel like a person again, like i'm ... normal. ... thank you. ❞ ❝ i used to think that everyone else was just evil and cynical, guided by their own self-interest. that is, until i met you. ❞ ❝ you truly are too good for this world. ❞ ❝ i'm always blown away by just how talented you are. ❞ ❝ you deserve so much more than what you were given. ❞ ❝ nobody i've ever met has been more gifted than you. ❞ ❝ if you ever need a place to stay, let me know, okay? ❞ ❝ you always feel really comfortable and safe to be around. ❞ ❝ i think i have a new purpose in my life. to be with you. ❞ ❝ you have a kind heart. i know you don't believe me, and you try to hide it behind a facade, but i know for a fact that you do, deep down. ❞ ❝ i think you're probably the only one who understands me. ❞ ❝ you're safe here with me. nobody's going to harm you ever again. ❞ ❝ i don't deserve someone as amazing as you. ❞ ❝ i was kind to you because you looked like you needed a friend. ❞ ❝ i'm never leaving you. you're stuck with me. ❞

[robinssongs]

Glitchtrap is one of my favourite designs by far

[robinssongs]

Argumentative Sentences, Vol. 1

(Sentences from various sources for sparking up an argument between muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

“I wish that you knew when to shut up.”

“What the bloody hell was all that about?”

“Who the hell do you think you are, interrogating me like this?”

“Your denial screams of guilt.”

“I’m not covering for you. If this gets out, you’re on your own.”

“Do you think you could survive for just a few minutes without showing off?”

“What the hell are you doing here?”

“I haven’t done any of the things you are accusing me of!”

“I’m not asking how you did it - I’m asking how could you?”

“I don’t mind you going, I mind you leaving me behind!”

“Do you have any idea what you’ve done?”

“Have you got no shame?”

“I didn’t want to do it, but I didn’t have a choice!”

“You want me to live by your rules but you can’t even live by them yourself!”

“Why can’t you just be normal for once?”

“Normal? You are not normal! This is not normal!”

“Are you trying to be impertinent?”

“Why are you always like this?”

“Nobody asked you to sacrifice yourself.”

“Oh, you meant spectacularly ignorant in a nice way?”

“Why do you want to piss on life before you’ve even lived it?”

“You ruin the life of everyone you’re close to!”

“You really are a pain in the arse, aren’t you?”

“Are you trying to annoy me?”

“You’ve wanted rid of me since this whole thing started!”

“Me? There’s nothing wrong with me!”

“Don’t make me order you.”

“Stop being such a drama queen!”

“You are starting to drive me nuts, you know that?”

“What the hell are you doing!?”

[robinssongs]

ive entered hell . do i regret it? absolutely not . do i want to be freed one day? yeah probably . not right now though/j

(also yes i have the glitchtrap youtooz plushie . its so silly i love it)

[robinssongs]

awayland.

dialogue prompts from awayland: stories by ramona ausubel.

i'm not sorry for what i did.

if i came to your house, where would i find you?

you see it too, right?

maybe we'll actually say something real to each other.

i don't know who i am anywhere else.

you'll be whoever you become.

i am just drunk enough to feel like talking.

tell me something about your life.

you can love as many and as much as you want.

i thought i had to save my love up, that it would run out.

is this what dying feels like?

tell me we're going to be alright.

you're like the god of boring advice.

i'm sensing un-good developments.

i'm trying to decide how much trouble you're worth.

i like the idea of doing something that makes you nervous.

i don't trust my own eyes here.

how are we ever going to get out of bed?

can you tell i'm nervous?

i feel like i'm breathing other people's air.

don't worry. i'll tell you when to be afraid.

did i ever tell you i'm gay?

i wish i had a child.

i'm too sad to be angry.

i'm willing to keep trying if you are.

let's say you were going to run away. where would you go?

could we be married for the day? could we pretend that?

it's leaving that makes home so sweet.

you look almost peaceful.

one of us is going to die first.

if i die first, i'll move into you. like a house.

not knowing is worse than any answer.

i used to pray to die every day.

tragedy lends authority, especially with teenagers.

i might already love you.

we're both dying. everyone is.

love's job is to make a safe place.

you're more familiar to me than i am to myself.

this looks like a good place to be disappointed.

i don't know what to do other than keep moving forward.

i lied, but i did it to be nice.

it's terrible not to be able to kiss you.

have you forgiven yourself?

you have an old soul. you are stronger than you know.

enlightenment depends on grief.

it's like a paper cut, but somewhere inside me.

it never occurred to me that you would miss me.

you look at me like you know every terrible thing i'll ever do.

i hope it works out for you, wherever you're headed.

there are a lot of ways to take care of someone.

you loved me before you hated me?

how do i make you believe me?

[robinssongs]

Robin couldn't help but scoff. It was a good-natured scoff, but a scoff nonetheless. "Mm — lemme tell you– the paycheck is not worth it," he asserted after forcing down the bite of muffin he'd been in the process of chewing. He knew better than to talk with his mouth full, at least. "If you do get promoted, stay as far away from the IT department as you can. Absolute Hell on Earth." Sure, she might be exaggerating a bit, but, honestly, it wasn't all that much.

"You'd think that the kind of people who'd work in a place like this would know how to work a computer, right? I mean, fuck, this place is so high-tech they have robots with more personality than every single one of our higher-ups combined." Okay, maybe that was a little harsh. But it was true. So she was saying it. "But no–" dragged out, exaggerated, practically dripping with how much he despised some of his coworkers; it was like they were actively trying to get on his nerves sometimes– "they would need step-by-step instructions to set up a goddamn e-mail. It's actually the worst. At least the bots know what they're supposed to do when they go in to get fixed. And they're usually a lot more polite than actual people are. Better to stick with them."

She definitely wasn't regretting her own career choice. Not at all. Sure, she was more qualified with the IT side of things, and she would most definitely prefer to stay as far from the animatronics as possible, after... The things she'd seen at her old job. Yeah, the things the game had been based on were all meant to be stories — rumors at best — but... After what he experienced because of that godforsaken game? Yeah, no, he did not believe whatever narrative the company was pushing. But, God, he'd forgotten how demeaning being an IT tech was after the time he'd spent with the development team. It actually hurt sometimes. If he didn't have a reason to be here — one he couldn't explain if he tried — he'd've quit long ago.

Quinn's last comment earned a chuckle out of them, at the very least. "Noted. At least you're a little self-aware. I'm sorry, but if you were actually one of those go-getter, company loyalty, ride or die for the brand types, I genuinely don't think I could be your friend." Okay, maybe they were a little overly cynical about the whole thing. Maybe. But they preferred to call it 'being realistic.'

@robinssongs asked: ❝ " i really don't know why i subject myself to these people . " - birdie @ quinn . [[im sorry i saw that prompt from one of the things you rb'd yesterday and the idea of them being coworkers at the pizzaplex + being the type of friends to spend their entire break bitching about literally everyone else popped into my mind and i cant get it out so ! here you go]] ❞ ( angry / irritated sentences, vol. 3 )

Quinn was slouched down in the seat, ankles crossed over one another and a smile offered over the edge of their cup. Cheap, shitty coffee with several spoonfuls of sugar to combat the taste. Didn't help much, just a minor comfort in the small breakroom. They had been staring at the posters of the animatronics on the wall when Birdie had spoken, gaze now shifted to them.

"I dunno about you, but I'm doing it for the paycheck." Almost smug smile curved their lips. Laughing internally at their own comment. "Sucks, but at least it pays pretty well and there's a chance of promotion." Took a swig of over-sweet coffee, then shook their head. "Feel free to remind me that I said that next time I'm bitching about my superiors." They could hardly wait until they were promoted past general waitstaff and all-around catch-all. At least being a technician would be more interesting. And consistent.

[robinssongs]

Rabbit from Super Mario 64 DS

[robinssongs]

FNAF WORLD SENTENCE STARTERS!

dialogue taken from the original game, update 2, and even the mobile port! feel free to change these as needed.

❝ Everything that happens out there has an effect here. ❞

❝ Do you understand? ❞

❝ This is a safe place. ❞

❝ Something went very wrong. That's why I am here. ❞

❝ I won't let the same happen to you. ❞

❝ I will put you back together. ❞

❝ I know you may feel like going out and taking a stroll, but something seems very wrong today. ❞

❝ All is NOT well in [___]. ❞

❝ We are working on it. ❞

❝ The point is that something is horribly wrong! ❞

❝ We aren't prepared to deal with situations like this. ❞

❝ Go see what you can find. ❞

❝ It has been jumpscaring me all day! ❞

❝ I think I found a clue as to what is happening! ❞

❝ You don't know as much as I do. ❞

❝ Whatever has gone wrong, we have to fix it. ❞

❝ It will be an adventure!❞

❝ How wonderfully convenient! ❞

❝ Be careful; things only get more dangerous from here! ❞

❝ I'm sure it's nothing you can't handle! ❞

❝ I'm not sure if you would find your way back up! ❞

❝ Be ready to fight! ❞

❝ Good luck! ❞

❝ This is a horribly spooky place. ❞

❝ I think I'll stay right here. ❞

❝ I don't think everything here is as it seems. ❞

❝ This whole place is full of illusion! ❞

❝ Looks like trouble up ahead, but you should be used to that by now. ❞

❝ You should be used to that by now. ❞

❝ They look like abominations to me! ❞

❝ Don't get lost! ❞

❝ You don't really believe that, do you? ❞

❝ There is a task for you to complete. ❞

❝ The truth is that there is no safe place. ❞

❝ You don't understand that; you were made for one thing. ❞

❝ You were made for one thing. ❞

❝ You are being played. ❞

❝ You are being led through hoops. ❞

❝ Play along for now. ❞

❝ You are being pulled on a string for [their] amusement. ❞

❝ Yes, well, everything attacks at random. Doesn't it? ❞

❝ The one who pulls the strings is watching. ❞

❝ Follow the trail that they have created for you; play along. ❞

❝ One thing is true: nothing here is as it seems. ❞

❝ Everything else is a deception. ❞

❝ Nothing else matters. ❞

❝ Don't be deceived by the one pulling the strings. ❞

❝ Something terrible is coming. ❞

❝ It wasn't supposed to be like this. Now it's all a mess. ❞

❝ Now there is only one thing to do. ❞

❝ I'm impressed. ❞

❝ What are you doing here? Can't you see that I'm busy? ❞

❝ I didn't know what else to do. ❞

❝ I don't want to disappoint people. ❞

❝ My mind isn't right. ❞

❝ I've made something terrible. ❞

❝ I'm sorry. ❞

❝ There is no way back out. ❞

❝ Come have a seat. ❞

❝ Let's fish for a while. ❞

❝ You have nowhere else to go. ❞

❝ That's some real dedication. ❞

❝ Great job! ❞

❝ There is always an over-achiever in the bunch. I guess that's you. ❞

❝ So it's your fault then, for my misery. ❞

❝ It's never enough for you people. ❞

❝ Don't you get it? I can't do this anymore! ❞

❝ It is time to put you in your place. ❞

❝ Was I REALLY the villain in your mind? ❞

❝ I just do what is demanded of me! ❞

❝ Ug. Grr...Zrr...GRAAAAAMMM!! ❞

❝ This isn't fair... ❞

❝ It was never fair. ❞

❝ It was supposed to be me. It was always supposed to be me! ❞

❝ You haven't seen the last of me. ❞

❝ We are still your friends. Do you believe that? ❞

❝ Let's start with something simple! ❞

❝ I have faith in you! ❞

❝ You can do it! ❞

❝ Aww, don't give up! ❞

❝ You'll get it eventually. ❞

❝ Is this your first time playing a video game? ❞

❝ Keep up the good work, sport! ❞

❝ Awww! It's so cute when kids try to play games! ❞

❝ Wow! What a moron. ❞

❝ You suck! ❞

❝ You still suck! ❞

❝ Aww, I'm laughing at you, not with you. ❞

❝ Um, learn to play? ❞

❝ Ha! Poser! ❞

❝ Get some skills and call me in the morning. ❞

❝ Dumbass. ❞

❝ I'm losing patience with you! ❞

❝ This is your last chance! ❞

❝ I'm gonna kill you!! ❞

❝ Didn't your mommy ever tell you that you can't kill a rainbow? ❞

❝ The next time you see a rainbow in the sky, that is ME, coming to your house! ❞

❝ What's this, a space shooter? ❞

❝ Holy crap! Is that my voice!? ❞

❝ Sorry I'm late for the party. Fashionably late, of course! ❞

❝ Do a barrel roll! ...Sorry, I'm not sure what came over me. ❞

❝ You won't get tired of my voice, will you? ❞

❝ At least I went down in a blaze of glory! ❞

❝ You haven't seen the last of me! ❞

❝ ...Well, actually, yes, this is the last you'll see of me. ❞

❝ Welcome back! I hope you are ready for even more adventure! ❞

❝ Look, is it okay if we just cut the crap here? ❞

❝ What are you even doing here? ❞

❝ I've already put in my application at the Fazburger down the street. ❞

❝ Go find yourself a nice indie horror game. Get some hot chocolate. I don't care. ❞

❝ Don't let that discourage you. ❞

❝ There is still a lot of adventure to be had here! ❞

❝ It's not all fun and games. ❞

❝ There is an important task that you must accomplish. ❞

❝ There, are you happy? Enjoying the freak show? ❞

❝ Oogie, boogie, boogie! ❞

❝ You know how all of this works, right? ❞

❝ When someone visits my house and I want them to go away, I just answer the door like this. ❞

❝ I'm like BOO, and they're like WHOA, and I'm like YEAH! ❞

❝ It's time for a reality check. ❞

❝ Take this chump stick. You need to find [___] and hit [them] in the head with it. ❞

❝ One time, I answered the door to some Trick-or-Treaters like this...they were like "trick or treat!", and I was like..."I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL!" ❞

❝ They ran away screaming and crying. Man, good times. ❞

❝ Hey, do you want to build a snowman? ❞

❝ Just kidding, I already made one. And I gave him two heavy-armor Gatling guns.❞

❝ One time, I mailed myself in a box to my grandmother looking like this. I jumped out and was like- "BOO!" Yeah. RIP. ❞

❝ Fun fact: did you know that if you took out all a person's blood vessels and lined them up, end to end, in a straight line...that person would die. ❞

❝ Find the clock, and set it back an hour. Daylight savings tonight. ❞

❝ I can hear [___] laughing from here. It's like nails on a chalkboard. ❞

❝ You need to beat that fool upside the head with the Chump Stick! Everything depends on it! ❞

❝ Don't check the tree in the back corner. That's everyone's business tree. ❞

❝ Let the Chump Stick guide you! ❞

❝ I once knew this guy who would put ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise all on the same plate together. Then he would stir them into an orange goo. People like that are the real monsters. ❞

❝ You've been through a lot. ❞

❝ I am ready to reveal myself. ❞

❝ You see, I've been there all along. ❞

❝ It was me. ❞

❝ I caused the Bite of '87. ❞

❝ It all makes sense when you think about it. ❞

❝ All hail Bouncepot! ❞

❝ But did you know that I can touch my nose with my tongue? Both of them! Yeah, you didn't know that. ❞