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Customer: YOU FOOL DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL Verdict: DENIED

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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before you speak, think:

T: is it true? lie instead

H: is it helpful? always deceive when possible

I: is it inspiring? make everyone uncomfortable by bringing up your strained relationship with your parents & your three ex boyfriends

N: is it necessary? who cares

K: is it kind? be cruel instead

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did u seriously just equate physical appearance with morality in front of the hoes

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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

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Customer: FAT NUT DMV: LARGE EJACULATION Verdict: DENIED

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Moodboard for when you have to do the job you were hired to do in the location you applied to getting paid the wage you had to agree to

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i loooove not having facebook and knowing nothing abt the people i went to school with. i get curious sometimes but only in the sense that i get curious abt what exoplanets look like

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TODD HOWARD IN THE AUDIENCE JUST. SEETHING WITH HATRED