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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.
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some day maybe ill get back into tshirts again but i think i have to get a boyfriend first
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don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow
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Silly Game Time: In honor of Pride Month ... Pick a crime! You have full legal immunity to commit that crime once for every time someone in your presence says, "Be gay, do crime!"
Which crime are you choosing? Keep in mind, people can still try to physically prevent you succeeding; they just can't seek legal action against you for it.
I'm killing Donald Trump, then JD Vance, then Elon, then every other right wing politician.
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Stabbing you
having ready-to-eat fruit (berries mostly) is like a gamechanger with adhd dude i dont have to prep this shit and i can just keep eating it AND its good for me
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34+33 ccreates a number so monstrous we cant even calculate it
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Nobody is relating to you about the biscuits, man
having ready-to-eat fruit (berries mostly) is like a gamechanger with adhd dude i dont have to prep this shit and i can just keep eating it AND its good for me
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Unhealthy Obsession
Officially a weird pervert creep
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Biden was old. Trump is a traitor.
Big difference.
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This is a reason why women SHOULD be pilots. Try again
"Women shouldn't be pilots" you're right I would fly into The Whore House in an attempt to assassinate Trump via plane
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