robohydrogen
robohydrogen
It's me. The Guy.
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robohydrogen 7 seconds ago
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robohydrogen 1 minute ago
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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.
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robohydrogen 3 minutes ago
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some day maybe ill get back into tshirts again but i think i have to get a boyfriend first
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robohydrogen 3 minutes ago
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don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow
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robohydrogen 19 hours ago
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robohydrogen 20 hours ago
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robohydrogen 20 hours ago
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I thought they were a fairy tale...
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robohydrogen 20 hours ago
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Scout from TF2 will kill me so quickly
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robohydrogen 21 hours ago
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Silly Game Time: In honor of Pride Month ... Pick a crime! You have full legal immunity to commit that crime once for every time someone in your presence says, "Be gay, do crime!"
Which crime are you choosing? Keep in mind, people can still try to physically prevent you succeeding; they just can't seek legal action against you for it.
I'm killing Donald Trump, then JD Vance, then Elon, then every other right wing politician.
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robohydrogen 2 days ago
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Stabbing you
having ready-to-eat fruit (berries mostly) is like a gamechanger with adhd dude i dont have to prep this shit and i can just keep eating it AND its good for me
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robohydrogen 2 days ago
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34+33 ccreates a number so monstrous we cant even calculate it
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robohydrogen 2 days ago
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My motto is "pats your head"
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robohydrogen 2 days ago
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Nobody is relating to you about the biscuits, man
having ready-to-eat fruit (berries mostly) is like a gamechanger with adhd dude i dont have to prep this shit and i can just keep eating it AND its good for me
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robohydrogen 2 days ago
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Unhealthy Obsession
Officially a weird pervert creep
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Biden was old. Trump is a traitor.
Big difference.
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robohydrogen 2 days ago
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This is a reason why women SHOULD be pilots. Try again
"Women shouldn't be pilots" you're right I would fly into The Whore House in an attempt to assassinate Trump via plane
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