robotabc773

[robotabc773]

A good friend of my spouse's and mine made us an amazing alphabet book for our baby! Entirely written and illustrated by hand. Look how gorgeous:

(not including all of them because I didn't want to overwhelm with images, but here are A, B, C, and a selection of my favourites. I particularly love J!)

Also here's the title page!

I love this book so much I wanted to share it with our friends. Baby is still too little for books, but I'm sure he'll love it too!!

[robotabc773]

[robotabc773]

[robotabc773]

tragedy

[robotabc773]

[robotabc773]

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

[robotabc773]

oh no! the black metal band i googled has a "controversy" section of their wikipedia page! oh no!

[robotabc773]

this thread on twitter is fucking killing me

[robotabc773]

The method by which I acquired my current cat sounds like I made it up for a children's story. He was a little kitten living in a bunny hole. Underground with the little rabbits, yeah. In a park.

[robotabc773]

[robotabc773]

[robotabc773]

Entertain me, knaves

[robotabc773]

If I was shencomix I'd post that my new pronouns are shen/hern and turn off my phone

[robotabc773]

Can I be horny for a second OK done

[robotabc773]

The ruffles on the maid dress are metastasizing

[robotabc773]

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

[robotabc773]

you want me to be the straight man for your joke? me?? do you know how much work it was to become a lesbian ?