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Hi, hello, Awoo here. If you're seeing this post, it means the muse(s) on this blog have moved to a more centralized location! Specifically, the very blog I've reblogged this from! So, if you still wanna write with whoever's here, come hit me up over at @awoosmusehorde!

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Oi.

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“Obviously those of us with red hair are the most trustworthy. Those with blue hair are natural-born villains. This I can agree with.” Oh, she is gonna run so far with this -

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                      Like a hurricane of light and sound

                       The wind can never be held down

            As long as I’m running free, that’s all I need

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I must play this game by my rules           I will conquer the world with my tools                     All my machines are made for destruction                               I will build my empire                                         I will succeed and you will see

With my machines there is no retreat!

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I died on the inside years ago. Now I’m just a fleshy container full of coffee and resentment.

~ Scott Adams | Dilbert (via criminalwisdom)

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Someone: “Can’t you be nice, Hedwig?”

Hedwig:

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mood

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whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

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pikorose​:

Well! That little reaction answered pretty much all of her questions at once. Amy still kept her weapon in hand just in case, but at the very least…this young lady didn’t seem to be completely bad. Just a little vulgar. Still, she wasn’t as bad as Shadow! Hopefully..

“You’re really not from here, are you? Alright, just calm down first. I promise I’ll explain everything. If you’re not a threat, then I won’t treat you like one. All I want to do is talk. Is that alright?”

“I’m also sorry for comparing you to Eggman… It was the hovercraft that threw a lot of us for a loop. It looks just like his, almost.”

“...Hmph, you’d better.” Hedwig didn’t comment on the “not a threat” comment - at the moment, sure, but she was hell-bent on world domination. At the moment, better for this... girl? - she assumed it was a girl, based on its voice, appearance and outfit, anyways - to see her as someone non-threatening.

“Fine, fine, we’ll talk.” With a sigh and a small grunt, Hedwig properly sat in her hovercraft, folding her arms across her chest and crossing one leg over the other. More information was never a bad thing; if she knew where she was, and why it had... whatever this pink thing was... she could get back to where she was just by flying. Go figure her teleportation device didn’t seem to want to work... “So, where are we? And who - or, rather, what - are you?”

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THE FLOOD

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@caveofwanderers​ asked: 🐌 {snaaaaail}

For every 🐌 in my inbox, the muse will tell a secret about the mun

“She actually used to really dislike video games. She has a tendency to step away from things that she doesn’t immediately have a knack for, and a lot of the early games were... y’know, hard. It wasn’t until Pokemon and Sonic entered the picture that she started getting more into video games.”

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@haemoxin​ asked: 🐌🐌

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“Number one, she actually used to be a pretty shitty kid. Selfish, lazy, violent, spoiled... A bit of self-reflection in middle school - and, presumably, her self-esteem getting smashed to bits by the adults around her - tempered her a lot, though. She got much more self-aware, stopped abusing her friends with physical violence, and started just trying to be the best person she could be. ...Disgusting.”

“And number two, she only started growing her hair out recently. Even after she started identifying as a woman, she kept her hair short until after she left her first job around... 2015? And it seems like she doesn’t intend on cutting it short any time soon.”

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For every 🐌 in my inbox, the muse will tell a secret about the mun

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musexcarnival replied to your post “Let me put this in a way you idiots will understand…” “I’m not the...”

"The kind of song I enjoy singing~" Says Saya.

“Oh, it’s thrillin’~ To be a villain~ I destroy their hopes and then I watch them cry~”

“Cuz I’m the bad guy~”

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“Let me put this in a way you idiots will understand...”

“I’m not the damsel in distress~ I’m not your girlfriend, or the frightened princess~ I’m not a little bird who needs your help to fly... Nope! I’m the bad guy~”

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stardustfist​:

“Communicating with your fists isn’t violence though.“

“...Do... Do you need me to refer you to a psychologist? You clearly have some unresolved mental issues.”