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We stand old gay men!!!

EEEEEEEE

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GUYS

WE ARE ON

EARLY 2025

THIS IS NOT A DRILL :DDDDDDDDDDDD

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It is so easy to forget that Battlebots is the heavyweight class and that the robot that just got launched into the stratosphere weighs 250 pounds

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jake ewert is The Gender. no i will not elaborate

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i get so emotional over battlebots it doesnt matter which bot is winning (unless its riptide) or who theyre fighting i WILL react like its the end of a sports movie where the underdog team is making that final shot to get them one point ahead and take home the trophy

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jake ewert is The Gender. no i will not elaborate

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i’ve officially pledged my loyalty

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i need a new season IMMEDIATELY (for my mental health)

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i’m HYPED 24/7!!

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team malice sent the bolt i ordered in a really cool custom package with a hand signed thank you card in a wax sealed envelope

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ITS FUCKING REAL.

THE FUCKING END GAME PLUSH IS REAL!!!!!

I AM GOING TO GET RABIES IF I DON'T GET IT/J

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As you requested, more

Rotator is bi and has dated Bite Force and Witch Doctor they don't have any problems with each other they split up because of work reasons (I don't have witch Doctor or Bite Force yet and I'm waiting on Rotator to come in the mail)

Hypershock doesn't sleep with any armor on, he has woken up many times while Sawblaze is playing with his friends and obviously walked past them,

Sawblaze has to continuously tell Hypershock no candy while they shop, his cute pet name for Hypershock is bunny because of his spinner protection,

Tombstone is Mortician's dad, most of the wild adventures they go on with Tombstone happens when Mortician is at school or asleep,

Beta gets lost going anywhere, the store, the airport, you name it, Tombstone bought him a GPS so he wouldn't get lost but he lost that too,

Rusty Jr is pretty chill and doesn't get into much trouble, he's friends with Riptide cuz unlike his builder Riptide is really nice (they don't make a hexbug Riptide I know)

Whiplash is an ass hat and does everything in his power to be, he doesn't want anything to do with the others, he tried to shit talk Sawblaze with Hypershock and got punched in the face

i’m in love with hypershock

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Their free range

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started watching battlebots with some friends and finally think i understand fans of wrestling.

i would die for you whiplash, you're my love, my sweetheart

riptide evil

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Judging from your name I think you'll like this lore I've made with my hexbug battlebots,

Hypershock and Sawblaze are dating and go everywhere together despite Sawblaze being fed up with his boyfriends dumbness he loves him so much,

Tombstone is like thier dad not actually but when they need help they go to him,

Tombstone has a huge crush on Beta and is too nervous to make a move,

Whiplash is uber jelly at what Hypershock and Sawblaze have,

Beta's voice sounds like the Egypt EAS alarm

Rotator is a party animal

And finally Rusty Jr has beef with Beta for beating up his dad.

My little hexbugs universe has nothing to do with any of my other AU's but I do record them and send them to my friends which is where this lore came from

I LOVE THIS AND I LOVE YOU

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IM FLUFFY!!!!

Which NHRL housebot are you?

I made my own quiz, tell me which one you get if you take it

@charlottessecretartstash @hyp3rsh0ck

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Chett propaganda

brick <3