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I love every fucking part of this.

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If the Brits have one thing, it’s definitely soccer chants

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I'm very fond of this video

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But here's the stomper

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shoutout to the time in 2021 I was having scary seizurelike episodes that sent me to the neurologist, after having barely slept all week due to being a nervous wreck over my symptoms and shit.

when I sat down to describe what I was going through to the (young, very soft spoken) phys assistant taking my notes I started audibly almost crying . The whole time he’s furiously working on a tablet thing that I assumed he was writing my symptoms down on

in the midst of me having a mild nervous breakdown during my monologue he slowly turns the tablet to me after closing whatever program he had open and just fuckin stare-smiles at me all placidly til I notice the wallpaper the laptop is set to— a lovingly decorated collage of Lord Farquaad from Shrek

once I noticed I stopped dead in my tracks and we sat there staring at another for a solid minute til I broke down wheeze laughing, upon which he picked up the tablet and scurried off wordlessly. I just sat there dumbfounded til the doc showed up. 10/10 doctor experience ngl

I didn’t own a phone at the time to get any proof so this my best artistic recreation

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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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barista just asked me "... and who are you?" instead of asking "can I get your name?"

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"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

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To assassinate a Hamas leader

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation