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In Marx × Engels, which one is the puppy girl?
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burgers are awesome. so are pussies. so you'd think something called the "borgussy" is something very good, but according to my friend Karl Marx such is not the case.
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the feminine urge to drive a subaru outback like it's a racecar
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situation: my tailbone hurts
logical reasoning: you have been sitting slouched for 3 hours, get up and stretch.
first thought every time: phantom pain from your missing tail, obviously
9ft tall anthropomorphic Boeing 747 with huge tits: [crashes]
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Unfortunately, due to circumstances beyond my control, I need to be bred
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Hey it's ok, I know it's scary and I know it's expensive in a lot of places. but you're allowed to want this ok? you're allowed. I'm right here with you. I can even book the appointment for you if you want. you can be in and out with a prescription after your first appointment. there's a good girl. you're gonna look so cute with glasses.
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fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs
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