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I would be the worst companion for the Doctor. He’d be like “all of time and space” and I’d go “dinosaurs. Straight up. Show me the dinos. Walk me though each time period. I want to see the herds. I want to know what colors they were. I want to HEAR them. Just pick me up and drop me off so I can draw them and memorize everything I can.” Like I’d be so boring to him but I’d THRIVE
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Spinosaurus full combo attack animation by Jean Nguyen!
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i know unicorns are usually silver or lavender with those skinny horse legs built for running but id like to see more unicorns with natural colouration built like tanks like these beasts

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reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton
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Epic the musical will be my personality for the whole year or more and I will have the entire soundtrack on my spotify wrap 2023 and no one can stop me
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Unique D&D command words to activate magic items
Screaming
Any word with a prime number of syllables, no use of the letter “e”, an etymology connected to a Germanic language and that rhymes with at least 3 words the caster has heard in the last 7.52 hours.
“I hate you and I hope you fucking die” for a healing/buff spell
Relevant Vine references
“Will you marry me? This isn’t the command word I promise, I’m actually in love with you, run away with me and marry me”
The entire text of Finnegans Wake.
“Like and subscribe”
“Webster’s Dictionary defines ‘item’ as…”
Incredibly harsh swear words. Like, unprintably harsh. Jesus christ.
A very prolonged slurping noise
A rick-roll
“Yum Yum Yummers!”
A complex word in an ancient and eldritch language long lost to time and unpronounceable to human tongues, rendering the item completely useless.
Silence. Any time you’re not talking the item activates
Any and every usage of “And”, “But” and “Or” by anyone around you.
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the Big Bad of our campaign is an evil snake lady so our rogue was brainstorming ideas to kill her and came up with:
Cutting off her arms so she would revert to a harmless garden snake
Having our Druid morph into a mongoose and fight her, like nature intended
Dropping food in her path so that her tail grows too long and she runs into it and gets a game over
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