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Doesn’t a couple’s ride on a really sick hoverbike sound romantic?

Too bad! That’s not for sale!

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Oh wow, good to know no one’s questioning it.

Blah blah mushy Valentines script.

Buy our products.

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Blah blah mushy Valentines script.

Buy our products.

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Happy New Year!🎆🎇

A reminder that all our outlets are closed today! But I am still here to answer your questions!

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Happy New Year's Eve, everyone! A reminder that all of our outlets will be closing early for the holiday!

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What a cute gif! Alright then, have a good day! Happy to help!

Do you guys have the ability to communicate with other beings with your phones.like through social media and stuff

We do, though it is a bit behind User systems. Our phones don't quite work as replacements for computers - but the average stick shouldn't need access to a computer console anyway.

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That's fine, everyone gets a little silly sometimes! Do you have any other questions?

Do you guys have the ability to communicate with other beings with your phones.like through social media and stuff

We do, though it is a bit behind User systems. Our phones don't quite work as replacements for computers - but the average stick shouldn't need access to a computer console anyway.

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Just a little tip for you: that isn't something you should really be announcing out in the open. Both the fact that you made your own phone and that you roast people daily.

Do you guys have the ability to communicate with other beings with your phones.like through social media and stuff

We do, though it is a bit behind User systems. Our phones don't quite work as replacements for computers - but the average stick shouldn't need access to a computer console anyway.

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Alright? Just a reminder that it isn't a common feature, currently none of our publicly accessible phone models are capable of it.

Do you guys have the ability to communicate with other beings with your phones.like through social media and stuff

We do, though it is a bit behind User systems. Our phones don't quite work as replacements for computers - but the average stick shouldn't need access to a computer console anyway.

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Yes. I'm very curious as to where you're going with this?

Do you guys have the ability to communicate with other beings with your phones.like through social media and stuff

We do, though it is a bit behind User systems. Our phones don't quite work as replacements for computers - but the average stick shouldn't need access to a computer console anyway.

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Can we access User websites? Yes, some models are capable of accessing the Users' internet, but most have the basic StickNet, which is enough for most sticks.

Do you guys have the ability to communicate with other beings with your phones.like through social media and stuff

We do, though it is a bit behind User systems. Our phones don't quite work as replacements for computers - but the average stick shouldn't need access to a computer console anyway.

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Do you guys have the ability to communicate with other beings with your phones.like through social media and stuff

We do, though it is a bit behind User systems. Our phones don't quite work as replacements for computers - but the average stick shouldn't need access to a computer console anyway.

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Bought a phone from you guys. Few days later it got hacked by some red spider thing then blew up. Wtf. I thought the antivirus was supposed to be the best so far.

Our antivirus is phenomenal, however it does require regular updates to remain at the top of its game! If it was a new device, perhaps it had not been fully updated?

We are familiar with that virus so that’s the only reason I can think of that our antivirus would fail you so badly!

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Merry Christmas to those who celebrate! Please enjoy your day! 🎄

A reminder that our outlets are closed today, December 25th and tomorrow, December 26th!

I will still be here on the blog! Feel free to ask me about any new Rocket products you may have received as a gift!

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A reminder that all our outlets will be closing early today, Christmas Eve, December 24th and will be closed Christmas and Boxing Day, December 25 and 26th.

We will also be closing early New Year’s Eve, December 31st and will be closed New Year’s Day, January 1st!

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I heard that someone burned the main building.

Have you guys recovered from this? I'm really looking forward to your new batch of TVs.

Yes, all is well - fortunately that building is mostly for research and development so production of our new televisions were not impacted.

You should be able to find them in our usual retail locations.

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“Have you guys captured more people than just TCO, TSC and Yellow?”

-a curious extraterrestrial stick figure

I'm afraid I don't know who you're talking about?