rocketcorpofficial

[rocketcorpofficial]

bam

what?? do you mean by this????

[rocketcorpofficial]

who in their right mind would even- why. why would you send this to me.

[rocketcorpofficial]

OH no ew I make my own suffering

hey do you play league - @stick-figure-purple

tf issat

[rocketcorpofficial]

NO MY HACKING SKILLS ARE REFINED AND ON POINT AND YOU MESSED UP THE LAYOUT AND CODING OF IT SOMEHOW!!!! DONT SMILE LIKE THAT!!!

helloo what the fuck did you do to my old console when I fought cho. Yes, it took me this long to HACK BACK INTO IT. start running

I didn’t do anything. :) Also, if you know your console well, shouldn’t it be a piece of cake for you to hack back into it?

[rocketcorpofficial]

Ha. Shorty.

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[rocketcorpofficial]

hey do you play league - @stick-figure-purple

tf issat

[rocketcorpofficial]

are jyou single

if u want me to be baby

[rocketcorpofficial]

Alright! 💼 I had some Stick City currency after all. It’s authentic currency too. Now no kidnapping! Or let whoever it is go if you already did, please.

(*for mod: it’s however much he wanted)

~🐯

oh damn that is way more than I wanted but THANKS you’re not getting the suitcase back eitherr

[rocketcorpofficial]

Well I was gonna give you money so you wouldn’t kidnap someone, but I don’t have Stick City currency unfortunately.

Did you wind up kidnapping someone, by the way?

~🐯

I’ll take the money! and please don’t send each individual dollar in a 26 chapter pdf format. I can barter with some of the.. dumber, cursors, with that.

[rocketcorpofficial]

So if someone did give you money would you want human currency or Stick City currency?

(Also do you know if drawing money for Stick figures or giving them money jpegs is considered money laundering? Asking hypothetically obviously)

~🐯

1, stick currency, pretty obviously. can’t do anything in stick city without that, plus what its made out of is its value. 2, drawings aren’t the same material as stick currency, we made sure of that. Again, human money has no value, drawn, image file, or otherwise. Money laundering is pretty hard to do around here.

[rocketcorpofficial]

Don't kidnap him! He has an adopted kid that needs him! His kid already suffered from being abandoned by a parent and then the other one died. Him suddenly disappearing would be too much for the kid.

2 bad so sad if u want him 2 go back give me money. a lot

[rocketcorpofficial]

anon that told you to go top glasses guy. did you do it. it’d be a total waste if you didn’t

I will NOT disclose that information.

[rocketcorpofficial]

Never. It is extremely powerful tech, and can be used for wrongs if placed in the wrong hands.

Hello there..

Totally not asking all Rocket Corp blogs to test which is the real one.

What is your opinion on the revolutionary tech called the Memory Scanner?

to test which is the real one? oh boy!!1

It is one of the better things this company has invented. It’s useful, only for company use, and can be a good solution when intel is needed, on or from someone.

[rocketcorpofficial]

Do you miss Chosen?

..sometimes. He beats me to the ground sometimes sure, but like, you can’t really just waltz into a town expecting to play a good superhero. And especially not with rocket corp around. Plus, where do you think he hides whenever he gets the mercs off his tail?

[rocketcorpofficial]

GOOFY ASS LMFAO

Accurate representation of The Dark Lord

:D

.... I do NOT look that goofy. I DO NOT.

[rocketcorpofficial]

You Don’t????

If you’re lonely as fuck, why not go see chosen? :)

he makes short jokes despite him being the mutated one

[rocketcorpofficial]

If you’re lonely as fuck, why not go see chosen? :)

he makes short jokes despite him being the mutated one