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i think too many people operate under the assumption that emotions are some frivilous fantasy of the mind and have no impact on the physical world, which is a cute thought when Humans are an animal that can die from being kinda stressed out

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au where padme lives and raises her two children thinking that anakin died on mustafar and works behind the scenes in the rebellion

and anakin/vader thinks that he killed padme

and they both think the other is dead and vader hates the shadowy leader of the rebellion and padme hates the emperor’s black-suited attack dog

i just have a lot of ideas about this idk

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As I’m sure no one who’s seen my recent reblogs is surprised to learn, I’ve been really wanting to crochet something Dungeon Meshi related. So behold Kensuke!

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okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

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Something we don’t talk enough about is how when Dracula tells Jonathan, “I hope to see more of you at Castle Dracula,” Jonathan just thinks Dracula is being fake-polite while intending to let him die at the hands of the weird sisters — but what Jonathan doesn’t know is that if he dies by vampire bite, he too will come back as a vampire, bound to the soil in which he was buried.

That means whenever Dracula comes home to his castle, he will be seeing Jonathan again. He’s not just keeping up the facade of civility, he’s implying that Jonathan is his newest bride.

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The final boss of bed time is masturbation

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paladin pulls me over for drunk driving my horse & as soon as he starts illuminating my ticket i lunge for his service crossbow

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Spider-Man: MENACE

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"you have to be your first priority" idk man it depends

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Ok am I, stupid or do a fair portion of the lyrics to Kiss From A Rose just not make any sense at all

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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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Yeehawgust day 29 “rode hard”

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Yeehawgust day 12 “pardners for life”

Alternate title “new friend locked”

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For the yeehawgust prompt “Spellslinger” I now want to play this character in DND