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He is so smitten.

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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Huge fan of this thing

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if there was two frogs on a log in the bog well. Let’s just say. That would be something Big

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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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Corner

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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Sketchy comic of an idea I needed to get out

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Thank you, Snoop Logg...

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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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I definitely must’ve missed a lot of Steven Universe bc how the heck did Lars went from “convenience store clerk to Captain Harlock��???

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elle woods you changed my life.

i love you elle woods

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Hey as a reminder everyone Jev is currently doing a sub-a-thon and any bit helps

or you can help him pay off any bills here!

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Tumblr 2021: he is SO soppinf wet, my scrimpy little fiction boy

Tumblr 2025: sodomizing and spanking that man #TheCharacter