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Night of the Norman

[alarm beeps]

♪ When he hears

that fire alarm ♪

♪ Sam is always

cool and calm ♪

[SIREN WAILS]

♪ If you're stuck

give him a shout ♪

♪ He'll be there

to help you out ♪

♪ So move aside,

make way ♪

♪ For Fireman Sam

♪ 'Cos he's gonna

save the day ♪

♪ Fireman Sam

♪ 'Cos he's

brave to the core ♪

♪ Sam is the

hero next door ♪

TV ANNOUNCER: Welcome

back to our spoooooky Saturday night movie...

"Night of the Zombies."

-Errrrrggghhhhhh!

DEREK: Eh... Norman do we

have to watch this?

NORMAN: What's the matter, Derek?

Are you scared?

DEREK: No! It's just... ummm... my favourite show is on the other channel...

NORMAN: Hey!

-Tonight on "The

World of Spoons", a one-hour special on the

history of the teaspoon.-

DEREK: Ooo, teaspoons!

NORMAN: Errrggghhh!

DEREK: Aargh! Auntie Dilys!!!

NORMAN: [CHUCKLES] Now I can watch my scary movie all by myself! Hahah!

-Errrrggghhhh!-

[NORMAN WHIMPERS]

SAM: This should keep you nice and

warm this winter Bronwyn - and might stop you catching that nasty winter bug that's going around.

JAMES: AHHH-CHOO!!

BRONWYN: Too late for that, Sam. Poor old James has already caught it.

JAMES: AHHH-CHOOOOO!!

-... and now with the perfect

antidote to the grey weather it's One Way Street with Shake

up my Summer go-go!-

PENNY: - Oh - I love One Way Street,

this song is sooo catchy!

♪ Wake up! Shape up!

BRONWYN: It IS catchy!

♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!

PENNY: Come on Sam, join in!

SAM: Errr... this is not really my

music to be honest.

♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!

JAMES: AHH-CHOO!

-Euuurrrgghhh...

Night falls...

and that's when the

Zombies come out...

Euuuuuurrrgghhhhhh...-

NORMAN: Pah! That's not scary...

DILYS: NORMAN PRICE!

NORMAN: ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

DILYS: What's the matter with you?

NORMAN:Umm... Nothing! I was... ummm... just watching "The World of

Spoons teaspoon special"!

-What a charming

little spoon that is!-

DILYS: I need you to go

and pick up dinner from the Wholefish Cafe.

NORMAN: G-go out there?

But -- erm...

I'm sick!

[FAKE COUGH]

I've... I've got

a winter bug!

[COUGH COUGH!]

DILYS: The only thing you've got,

Norman Price, is a bad case of lazylump-itis!

Now off you GO!

[HUMMING 'Summer Go Go']

ELVIS: Hi Sam, hi Penny! Guess what?

We're having a

"Night Duty Dance-a-thon!"

[CHUCKLES]

SAM: Sounds great, Elvis!

What are you dancing to?

♪ When the

sun is nice n hot ♪

♪ Come n party on my yacht!

♪ Wake up! Shape up!

♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!

SAM: Oh... It's going to

be a long night...

[THUNDER RUMBLES]

NORMAN: Bah! You don't

scare me thunder!

Just like that

silly zombie movie!

[RUMBLE]

NORMAN: Wargh!

[panting] Oh James! Phew!

For once it's good to see you!

JAMES: [raspy] Errggh!

Hi Norrrrmaaannn...

NORMAN: Oh no! You've

turned into a z-zombie?!

A Pontypandy zombie!

A Pondie!

Stay away from me Pondie!!

JAMES: But Norrrrmaaaaannn...

NORMAN: ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!

SARAH: What's the matter

with Norman?

Hasn't he seen someone

with a winter bug before?

NORMAN: The Pondies are coming!!!

The Pondies are

comiiiiiinnnngggggg!!!

[THUNDER RUMBLES]

[WIND HOWLS]

SAM: Brr! Must be the

coldest night of winter.

I can't wait for summer...

♪ When the sun is nice n hot

♪ Come n party on my yacht!

♪ Wake up! Shape up!

♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!

STATION OFFICER STEELE: Great tangled hoses!

What's going on here?

SAM: I'm sorry sir, the crew

were just having a little sing-a-long...

STATION OFFICER STEELE: Well why didn't someone tell me? This song is my favourite!

♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!

STATION OFFICER STEELE: Catchy isn't it?! [CHUCKLES]

NORMAN: HELP!

Save me from the Pondies!!

JOE: Norman? You best

stay away from here.

Hannah's been infected!

NORMAN: Hannah too? Nooooooo!

HANNAH: Awww Dad,

can't I have a visitor?

I've been cooped up all day!

JOE: Eh! Not a good idea, love.

You could give your

bug to Norman.

[DOOR CREAKS]

HANNAH: Norrrrmaaaaan...

NORMAN: ARRRRRRRGGGHHHH -- PONDIE!!

HANNAH: Come baaaack!

-Oh no! The Zombies

are getting closer!

Euuuuuurrrggghhhhhhhhhhh...-

MIKE: [SNORE]

..Power drill...

[POUNDING ON THE DOOR]

MANDY: AH!

NORMAN: Mandy! Lemme in!

LEMME IIINNNNN!

MANDY: [sigh]

What do you want Norman?

I'm trying to watch a

scary zombie movie.

NORMAN: I'll tell you what's

really scary Mandy!

James and Hannah have turned

into Pontypandy zombies... -They're pondies!!

MANDY: [CHUCKLES] Oh come on

Norman, everybody knows that zombies aren't real... are they?

[LOUD THUNDER CLAP]

MANDY: Quick Norman - inside!

NORMAN: PONDIES!!

MANDY: PONDIES!!

NORMAN: Barricade the doors

and windows!

[SNORING]

MANDY: Quick! Hide upstairs!

NORMAN: Oh! Phew! We're safe!

[PUFFING AND WHEEZING]

[MANDY COUGHS]

NORMAN: Mandy! [GASP] You're a Pondie!

MANDY: No I'm not Norman, I just

think I'm getting sick...

NORMAN: That's the first sign

of being a Pondie!!

[DOOR KNOB FALLS]

NORMAN: Uh!

MANDY: Normaaaan! [COUGHS]

NORMAN: Arrrggghhhhhhhhh!!

What'll I do? What'll I do?

I'll call Fireman Sam...

Oh no! Where's the phone!?

Aw! We buried it.

[THUNDER CLAP]

NORMAN: Wargh!

I'm not going out there! Errrr...

I'll need to signal

for help! Um...

Oooh! A flare! Ah. Perfect!

[CLANG! BOOM!]

NORMAN: Oh no!!

MIKE: Oh no! I just had a

terrible dream that Norman Price threw a flare

into the laundry basket and set fire to my house!

It wasn't a dream was it?

[ALARM BEEPS]

COMPUTER: Norman Price

has set off a flare and caused a fire in the

Flood's House.

STATION OFFICER STEELE: Norman Price has set off a flare and caused a fire in the Flood's House?!

[ALARM BELL RINGS]

[SIRENS BLARE]

[SIRENS BLARE]

[SIRENS BLARE]

[SIRENS STOP]

SAM: Elvis and Ellie - you fight

the fire from outside.

Penny and I will

rescue anyone inside.

ELVIS: Right Sam!

SAM: Ah! The door's blocked!

Stand back!

NORMAN: Pondie!!!

SAM: Calm down Norman,

it's just me!

MANDY: HELP!!

SAM: That sounds like Mandy!

You take Norman and

Mike out Penny!

I'm going up!

[FIRE EXTINGUISHER BLASTING]

MANDY: Help!! It's getting

smoky in here!

SAM: Keep low Mandy and

stay back from the door.

I'm coming in!

You're safe now Mandy...

HELEN: Oh dear - what's going on?

MANDY: Norman almost burnt

our house down!

And - [COUGH] -

I think I'm sick!

HELEN: You must have

caught the winter bug -James and Hannah

have got it too.

MANDY: So they weren't Pondies

Norman, everyone is just sick!

NORMAN: I knew that...

SAM: Flares are very

dangerous things Norman and should never be

fired inside a house.

NORMAN: I'm sorry Sam, I think that

scary movie might have been a bit TOO scary.

PENNY: I know what'll make you

forget all about it Norman!

A good sing-a-long?

SAM: Oh no...

♪ When the sun

is nice n hot... ♪

♪ Come n party on my yacht!

♪ Wake up! Shape up!

♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!

NORMAN: Awww, that song is more

horrible than a Pondie bug!

SAM: You know Norman, for once

I actually agree with you.

♪ Wake up! Shape up!

Shake up my Summer go-go! ♪

♪♪

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My good fellow, are you attempting to start a fight? If so I must warn you, I am trained in fencing and would easily make you cop a mouse.

"Why wasn't Carew afraid of Hyde" this, and "Why didn't Lanyon tell anyone Jekyll's secret" that. Can we ask what the hell Enfield was doing in the middle of the night? He wasn't drunk, since he was completely lucid for the entire exchange with Hyde. Most people aren't just visiting their friends at that hour, either. He had to have been doing something, other than just going out on a stroll for plot convenience. He was even starting to get unnerved before he saw Hyde trample the girl, so he had some sort of purpose being out there that night.

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@mrgabrieljohnutterson Please tell your client to get ahold of himself.

"Why wasn't Carew afraid of Hyde" this, and "Why didn't Lanyon tell anyone Jekyll's secret" that. Can we ask what the hell Enfield was doing in the middle of the night? He wasn't drunk, since he was completely lucid for the entire exchange with Hyde. Most people aren't just visiting their friends at that hour, either. He had to have been doing something, other than just going out on a stroll for plot convenience. He was even starting to get unnerved before he saw Hyde trample the girl, so he had some sort of purpose being out there that night.

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I should not be the one interrogated here. Do you know what people say about you??

"Why wasn't Carew afraid of Hyde" this, and "Why didn't Lanyon tell anyone Jekyll's secret" that. Can we ask what the hell Enfield was doing in the middle of the night? He wasn't drunk, since he was completely lucid for the entire exchange with Hyde. Most people aren't just visiting their friends at that hour, either. He had to have been doing something, other than just going out on a stroll for plot convenience. He was even starting to get unnerved before he saw Hyde trample the girl, so he had some sort of purpose being out there that night.

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His profile photograph is a homosexual symbol. I'm not sure he was trying to hide it, and if he was, he did a terrible job at it!

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I was only... investigating it. I had heard of it from a... friend and I wanted to see what it was. Then I saw you walk right in there!!

"Why wasn't Carew afraid of Hyde" this, and "Why didn't Lanyon tell anyone Jekyll's secret" that. Can we ask what the hell Enfield was doing in the middle of the night? He wasn't drunk, since he was completely lucid for the entire exchange with Hyde. Most people aren't just visiting their friends at that hour, either. He had to have been doing something, other than just going out on a stroll for plot convenience. He was even starting to get unnerved before he saw Hyde trample the girl, so he had some sort of purpose being out there that night.

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Well if that's how it is, why don't you tell us what you were doing at a homosexual brothel the other evening?!

"Why wasn't Carew afraid of Hyde" this, and "Why didn't Lanyon tell anyone Jekyll's secret" that. Can we ask what the hell Enfield was doing in the middle of the night? He wasn't drunk, since he was completely lucid for the entire exchange with Hyde. Most people aren't just visiting their friends at that hour, either. He had to have been doing something, other than just going out on a stroll for plot convenience. He was even starting to get unnerved before he saw Hyde trample the girl, so he had some sort of purpose being out there that night.

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I don't see how that's any of your business! I was simply out for a stroll to recollect my thoughts.

"Why wasn't Carew afraid of Hyde" this, and "Why didn't Lanyon tell anyone Jekyll's secret" that. Can we ask what the hell Enfield was doing in the middle of the night? He wasn't drunk, since he was completely lucid for the entire exchange with Hyde. Most people aren't just visiting their friends at that hour, either. He had to have been doing something, other than just going out on a stroll for plot convenience. He was even starting to get unnerved before he saw Hyde trample the girl, so he had some sort of purpose being out there that night.

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Is that so...? Somehow I find myself doubting that.

This twitter screenshot that always makes me giggle

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You've been acting a bit queer lately too Mr Utterson. Mind telling me what that "Princess Gabby" business with Dr Jekyll was??

This twitter screenshot that always makes me giggle

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Exactly my sentiment!!

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... Alright then... I'll just ignore the tension between you and my cousin then..

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What have I stumbled upon here...?

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Erm

I really need to make an oc account so I can pretend I’m normal about everything and use tumblr like a normal person <\3

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I beg your pardon, Dr Jekyll? I'll have you know i witnessed a most vicious crime involving that individual. It is well within my rights to investigate, as a local citizen!

So what's the deal with that Hyde character...👀

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So what's the deal with that Hyde character...👀