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rockinmyownboat · 23 hours
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rockinmyownboat · 6 days
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rockinmyownboat · 13 days
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rockinmyownboat · 4 months
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rockinmyownboat · 5 months
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The reason i OVERTHINK is to compensate for the vast majority of idiots in the world who dont think at all.
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rockinmyownboat · 5 months
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"Patriotic Americans" endorsing the dumpster fires of Disney and TikTok are deluded. You can't be "pro-American" while supporting Chinas economic growth, and OUR DECLINE with your money and data. Not sure if you noticed, but ... USA ain't number 1 anymore because of our incessant infantile need to pacify ourselves with entertainment.
Dont think. Just watch. Consume. Swipe. Repeat.
Do some fucking research on Chinas 2050 plan. It's on Google. Use your head for something more than a content vacuum; use your SMART phone for something INTELLIGENT for a change.
Entertainment is the easiest way to control and stupify us into SUBSERVIENCE.
They are dumbing us down into empty-headed conformity. Don't be a moron. STOP CONSUMING.
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rockinmyownboat · 5 months
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Stop struggling to try to change the course of the river. We can't do that. All we can do is ride out the rapids until we get to a point of stillness.
That point of stillness may be rock bottom.
That point of stillness might be a breather where the water slows down, but we're still afloat. But either way, we gotta get there.
That's the point we get our feet back under us. We then can plan our next move.
But stop fighting. #itiswhatitis
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rockinmyownboat · 5 months
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When I hear about anti-Israel protests organized by groups of well-fed, poorly educated, trendy liberal assholes, i just want to tell these anti-semite idiots to pack their shit and move to an Arab country backing Hamas, where they would be permanently silenced by the very powers they're supporting. Blissful ignorance is the bitter fruit of the weed of hypocrisy. Do you all think corrupt officials stealing money from Palestinians in Qatar would allow protests? Do you all think Saudi Arabia or Iran would let you protest? Do you all think Hamas terrorists on a jihad will give two shits that you "stand for Palestine?" Ha. They want you lying dead next to the jews they're trying to exterminate thru systematic genocide. Don't kid yourselves. Just for being LIBERAL AMERICANS, your protests would have quick bloody ends in most Arab countries, regardless of who you stood for. When are you idiots going to realize HAMAS WANTS US DEAD, TOO. NOT JUST ISRAEL. 😡😡😡😡
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rockinmyownboat · 5 months
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Forrest Gump (1994) dir. by Robert Zemeckis
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rockinmyownboat · 10 months
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Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said.
Voltaire
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rockinmyownboat · 1 year
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I thought my dog turned into a hellhound for a minute.
He was snoring next to me on the couch.
My gut started to vibrate with the same frequency and intensity until it felt like a 8 point earthquake.
I wouldnt have been surprised to see a fiery portal open in my living room pouring out heat, sulphur, brimstone and the unnerving stench of the dead, with my now grotesquely mutated dog leering at me like a delicious sack of meat and blood as i cower down, praying for dog treats to miraculously rain down from the ceiling so he doesnt ravage my flesh ....
I think i should have eaten breakfast earlier....
And i think i should plunge the toilet.
Another great idea?
Feed the dog.
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rockinmyownboat · 1 year
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Did you know that chivalry was originally meant to describe the proper ways to lead horse? All the Women got jealous of Sarah Jessica Parker and wanted the same treatment.
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rockinmyownboat · 1 year
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Forgive me. I did not see it. I have failed you all. No, Boromir. You fought bravely. You have kept your honor.
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rockinmyownboat · 1 year
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