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Achilles and Patrocales vibes

And they were roommates

Collab with @staceyblep! It was a joy <3

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low poly hate pillar

get rotated idiot

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Bully brands in general, they deserve it, but be extra rude and go the extra mile for AI.

I feel like the big push for AI is starting to flag. Even my relatively tech obsessed dad is kinda over it. What do you even use it for? Because you sure as hell dont want to use it for fact checking.

There's an advertisement featuring a woman surreptitiously asking her phone to provide her with discussion topics for her book club. And like... what. Is this the use case for commercial AI? This the best you could come up with? Lying to your friends about Moby Dick?

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Tbf, I don't think Archon Shards would work on the Hex. It specifically states Artificial Life and since our Warframes aren't the original biomechanical Warframes, they're Artifical and hence can be boosted by shards.

Huge crystals between the vertebrae? No thanks.

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Arthur: I can't believe you're more upset about the spaghetti

Drifter: Arthur you're not the first person to stab me and on a pain scale? Not even top fifty.

Arthur: . . . I can't tell if you're joking

Drifter: I'm not.

The contrast between how often Drifter brings up the square spaghetti vs. getting stabbed through the hand when talking to Arthur tells me that the spaghetti was somehow more traumatic than getting stabbed with a whole-ass sword.

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I haven't been paying much attention to Victor but I'm like 90% sure he's wearing his shirt like Victor was wearing his robe after he got shot by Jayce.

Warframe devs: Hey newbon, do you think you might want to come back for another character of ours?

Neil Newbon: I mean, you gave me a giant melodramatic fish last time, so I'm already intrigued

Warframe devs: It's a slutty military general with tattoos for days, one being a tramp stamp

Neil Newbon: I'm already in the recording booth

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Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

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I use a Radiation Kuva Hek (Technically it's got an Electric prog but shhhh) but yeah the most common strategy is definitely snipers

The Drifter brings a certain vibe to the Hex interactions...

Quincy: Amir, you're a goofball who's gonna get killed.

Amir: Quincy, you'd optimize all the fun out of life

Drifter: Say, did you know that that the meta for Eidolon hunts is Volt casting his electric shields to empower the snipers shooting the Teralyst?

*the slowly dawning horror on both Quincy and Amir's faces as they realize they have to cooperate to reach a new high score*

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I keep killing the Rocket Launcher dudes too fast and their Launchers get stuck on the wrong side of the invisible ceiling.

seriously?

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I'd love for Drifter to send him a Coffee Machine with a comment about how she knows his sleep schedule is horrible or a Road Sign to use as a shield lol

On-lyne: The Boys R Back 4,000

A week late, but hey😆 (I blame the Paperbag Man and Dr Midnight with his fresh pink tracksuit lol) Part 5 of the DIRECTGIFTZ series! | [1] [2] [3] [4]

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I love happy lamb! I love a lamb that enjoys their new life!

Gonna redraw next year

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Don't forget "8 of those 50 odd mech suits are the ones that Albrecht infected you lot with, and before you ask, yes, they are people just like you. One of them was even sentient and the me that's not me had to go into his head and help him through the trauma of being forced to murder his own son by my space mom's ex boyfriend who also mind controlled the entire system and tried to kill me!"

Two thoughts about Warframe 1999 as it looms ever closer:

When Lotus Eaters came out, my reaction was "Oh, okay, that's actually a good excuse for making 1999 Drifter-only, if we must." That was back when we knew little more than the basic identities of the protoframes. As more and more content has been revealed, it's become more clear to me that - putting the dating sim stuff completely aside - the Operator's presence would actually just be too weird and off-beat for the bleak, tortured-young-adults, hope-in-the-face-of-endless-numbing-violence tone they're clearly going for. Like, it would just throw everything off when there's more nuanced pathos and connection to be had by making the Drifter the star.

That said... I am SO looking forward to the Hex meeting the Drifter and dealing with just how weird and overpowered they are. The Drifter will still fit in tonally because Duviri made them a fellow tortured young adult struggling to fight apathy and despair, so they can meaningfully connect with the Hex on those mature wavelengths. But also - "Hi, I'm from the unfathomably distant future! I've got access to over 50 weird-as-hell mechsuits with powers you've never imagined, and I've mastercrafted hundreds of weapons into an arsenal that regularly decimates entire armies. I've also got lots of pet robots and beasts to help out. Also a giant skeletal mech. And a hoverboard. And a horse. And I've got my own handblast powers if need be. Oh, you're trying to survive against a techno-plague and a genocidal regime? Sure, how many hundreds do you need dead today?" This has potential to be the most bizarre OP Mary/Gary Stu reverse-isekai ever and I'm 1,000% here for it. The best part is, it's exactly what the Hex kinda need to start digging their way out of their horrible situation and coming to terms with their altered humanity.

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genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

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I always figured his Portrait was square because he's standing in the doorway when you first meet him and they just didn't make any extra portraits. I also haven't gotten to the twist yet lol, I'm a massive pussy and it took me ages to collect even just the Eel treasure.

The Colector from Dredge has one cool ass twist about himself that the art CARRIES

THAT WAS SO COOL I NEVER QUESTIONED WHY HIS PORTRAIT WAS SO SQUARE UNLIKE OTHERS NPC THAT HAD SOMETHING OF THEIRS SUROUNDINGS WITH THEM!

Brooooo

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Is it even a Shonen if the female character has as much chemistry with the protagonist that he has with the duetoragonist?

The love interest in a shonen will never have as intimate a relationship with the protagonist as the protagonist's rival does.

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It will disable the warnings tho technically

i love twitter warfare