rockyrickaby

[rockyrickaby]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[rockyrickaby]

Guys what does “ADHD” mean? 🤔

[rockyrickaby]

Having tinkered with you all day, my dear shiny box, I have discovered three things about you! Number one: you are some kind of electric invention, very modern. Number two: there are a lot of words that I can see on you! I think I’ve almost read them all but they just keep coming! Number three: my cousin Freckle also has a shiny box! We sent each telegrams on our new shiny boxes. Good day, shiny box. I have to go to my auntie’s house now to do my laundry. Where shall I hide you? I don’t want any sneaky snatchers sniffing out my new shiny companion. I will hide you in my violin case. Shiny box, meet wooden box.

[rockyrickaby]

Hello, little shiny box! I have discovered you on the ground and I do not know who you belong to, so you are now mine! I can input any letter of the alphabet on your shiny surface: Fbbjskoaiuhxhbrnnaoxjjdnenn you see?

Well, shiny box, my name is Roark Rickaby, but I am better known as Rocky. You are a very sleek glowy box and I am enamored with you!