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lolsharman:

Well, I don’t know how to respond to that. Hello there, Holland! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? 

          “That kind of happens when you decide to up and leave us, Daniel.”        

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woahdylanobrien:

“Hey now!! I wouldn’t put a used one in there….”

          “Are you sure about that? You don’t seem so sure.”  

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honesty hour 👀 anon or not I have to answer

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tortorellcs:

So that’s what people are doing these days? Forget the graffiti, forget the petty crimes, forget everything that you’ve ever known about humanity. They’re stickin’ condoms inside of candles? I’ve completely lost faith in us, that’s just.. gross.

          Some people just like having sex in different places. I mean, kudos to them for having the guts to do it in Target but I would rather not find the evidence in my favorite scent of candle. 

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cmilacabllos:

Sheesh, people are really pushin’ the boundaries with the weird shit that they do. Like, there’s levels to the crazy things that they do. This, however, has to be on the highest scale ‘cause like.. Target, really? That’s low, man. But thanks for the warning, love. This nose of mine will stay far away from the candles, for sure. I’m Camila, you have saved me from future embarrassment.

          And this has been a public service announcement by yours truly.  That’s the point of the story. Don’t go sticking your nose where you haven’t thoroughly investigated yet. That was the worst part of it all. It all could have been avoided if I had just looked at the candle before shoving my nose towards it.          

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buterasm:

oh my god, that’s … i have no words. what th– i don’t even wanna know what compelled someone to leave a condom in a candle, but now i’m, like … shit. that’s disgusting. i’m very sorry you had to witness that, especially considering it was supposed to smell like a cookie.

          Instead of a sugar treat I found a salty surprise. It’s such a disappointment too. I was all excited because that’s my favorite scent of candle. How dare someone go and ruin that. 

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woahdylanobrien:

“Oh my god are you serious? That’s disgusting. Although, not surprised it happened o you haha.”

          “You know, you seem exactly like the guy to put a condom in a candle.” 

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bykylie:

Okay, that’s some crazy and disgusting shit. I’m definitely going to be checking candles when I smell them in stores.

          The worst part is that the color blended in so well with the candle that you couldn’t necessarily see it right away. 

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tinashek:

Are you kidding me? I.. I don’t even know what to say. There are so many things wrong with that. First of all, who’s just disposing of condoms anywhere that isn’t a trashcan? And second, who’s having sex out in the open at target where they would feel the need to dispose of the condom in a candle? That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve heard in a long time.

          Some people just find it thrilling to do it out in the open. Maybe it was just a quickie in the aisles before they disposed the condom. Either way, I’m never going to trust a candle again. 

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sexyashbenzo:

Oh my gosh, that’s disgusting!  Please tell me you gave it to an employee and didn’t leave it on the shelf for some poor random person to purchase.

          I may have just stuffed it in the back of the candles. I couldn’t face a Target employee with that thing.

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I’ll just say that you should be careful when going to smell a candle. I was looking through the candle aisle in Target today when I found a little surprise in the sugar cookie candle. Someone left a very used condom right inside the candle. 

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