roeisanerd
roeisanerd
the inner machinations of my mind are fucking wild
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23, she/her ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ, MINORS BE GONE, am new just trying to figure out how this site works - read pinned :3 โ€ข if you can guess which F1 driver said the quote in my header, i owe you a big fat smooch <3
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roeisanerd ยท 12 days ago
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THINGS TO TAKE:
Your time
A nap
A walk
The compliment
Your energy where itโ€™s valued
Deep breaths
Your power back
Your inner child by the hand
Nothing personally
A chance on yourself
It one day at a time
Up space
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roeisanerd ยท 12 days ago
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? you want me to kill myslef??
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roeisanerd ยท 14 days ago
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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her
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roeisanerd ยท 18 days ago
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adulthood is just telling yourself โ€œand after iโ€™ve done THAT i can finally relaxโ€ with increasing desperation
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roeisanerd ยท 18 days ago
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Loading Screen Tip: You can hold the princess to make her feel better.
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roeisanerd ยท 18 days ago
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you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3
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roeisanerd ยท 20 days ago
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roeisanerd ยท 20 days ago
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reel took me the fuck out
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roeisanerd ยท 20 days ago
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a collection of motivational insights regarding content creation and creative hobbies
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and of course the classic
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roeisanerd ยท 20 days ago
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roeisanerd ยท 22 days ago
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roeisanerd ยท 22 days ago
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Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down
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roeisanerd ยท 22 days ago
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Hi if you ever find yourself in a relationship saying anything along the lines of "well I can't leave cause I would never be able to find something better than this because I'm trans/fat/aging/antisocial/unlucky" I beg of you to run. Please. You can find and build better but in order to do that you have to take the first step out the door. You do not have to endure abuse, mistreatment, or just plain incompatibility for the sake of a fraction of happiness. You don't.
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roeisanerd ยท 22 days ago
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Australiaโ€™s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays
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roeisanerd ยท 22 days ago
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roeisanerd ยท 24 days ago
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look at this diva
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roeisanerd ยท 24 days ago
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oh i give you cuteness aggression? wanna pin me down and kiss me about it??
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