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not mine, originally from f7u12
i just thought this was a very poignant rage comic, tis all.
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If you have what you say you have, I will make you rich. If you don’t, I’ll make you into shoes.
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Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone tried to assassinate you, but you just laughed and proceeded to give a 90-minute long speech with the bullet lodged in your lung, where it remained for the rest of your life? Or when you tore up your leg after being thrown into piranha-infested waters while exploring uncharted Brazil? Or all those times you broke your ribs from falling off horses while doing bad-ass jumps? Or when you destroyed the sight in your left eye in a White House boxing match? Or that time you killed a cougar in a knife fight (seriously.)? And how the only way death could finally get to you was in your sleep, in the early morning on this day in 1919. Here's to TR as the infinite inspiration for pure, condensed badassery.
furnweh:
Theodore Roosevelt, October 27, 1858 – January 6, 1919
“Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight.”
Original Badass.
All of our presidents combined can’t add up to how much of a badass he was.
TR Appreciation Post ‘12
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Doctor Who series 5 episode 1 The Eleventh hour
“I am The Doctor. So basically… Run”
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If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
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blesser-seul:
Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’m only allowed to answer ‘true’ or ‘false’.
do it
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Cut it out, Carl.
Follow this blog for the best new funny pictures every day
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davidtennantgasm:
This is cool but why doesn’t Eleven get a monster??
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