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Me when I started listening to Queen: Is it Roger? Is it Brian? No, no, no that’s definitely Freddie. Or is it John?

Me now: *hears one of them breathe* it’s Brian.

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Happy Birthday Freddie Mercury // September 5, 1946.

I love the fact that I can make people happy, in any form. Even if it’s just an hour of their lives, if I can make them feel lucky or make them feel good, or bring a smile to a sour face, that to me is worthwhile.

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I live on a plane where life isn’t real but Queen still exists and tells me I’m beautiful and prefect thansk

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Queen is the only thing tethering me to this reality

while im crossed as shit lets tlk about queen and borhap n shit

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Upstate: my leg is laying across Maddy and my body is stationary but I am in orbit help

WE'RE ABOUT TO WATCH BORHAP

I LOVE QUEEN AND JOE MAZZELLO AND 💘💕💝

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when u and ur tipsy friends raise a glass to "eltons dad is a fucking dick" while watching rocketman

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I’m drinking and watching Rocketman with like 10 pals I don’t know if they’re ready to see my drunk ugly sobbing to Elton

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Anathema’s Mom: See? She’s got special plans for you. Agnes gave us the easy job. We just had to make sure everything was good for the family. You’re the one who’s going to have to save the world.

Anathema:

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Brian May and Roger Taylor invented the mirror selfies

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Queen - Headlong (Official Video)

Hoop diddy diddy - Hoop diddy do !

+ bonus: all of the shelf boys

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Roger Taylor’s hair in the 80s was a blessing and here’s why

The sheer volume? Scandalous.

LOOK AT THE WHOOSH!

The combed back/slicked sides? My heart is about to beat out of my chest I stg

Mmm so floofy. I just wanna run my fingers through it.

My feelings exactly.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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sinship (like friendship except u sin together)

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you know how theres an official government office of preserving the french language? my life mission is to found a counter-organization to that, formally devoted to degrading and destroying the french language by any available means of psychological and cultural warfare

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as soon as Brian learns to say ‘wig,’ it’s over for you bitches

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don’t go breakin’ my heart