you and i have something in common, i will try and share my island; you and i are sinkin in tandem, miles apart in every direction /lyr
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I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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Day in Fandom History: June 15…
When Dipper and Mabel Pines arrive to spend their summer break in the remote town of Gravity Falls, Mabel’s suspiciously weird new boyfriend causes the twins to come face to face with the town’s strange and uncanny secrets. The First Episode of Gravity Falls, “Tourist Trapped”, premiered on this day, 9 Years Ago.
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okay last night i had Illness and made a whole new and fresh tumblr acc so go follow @aroaceroxylalonde because that is me now ♡
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okay last night i had Illness and made a whole new and fresh tumblr acc so go follow @aroaceroxylalonde because that is me now ♡
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okay last night i had Illness and made a whole new and fresh tumblr acc so go follow @aroaceroxylalonde because that is me now ♡
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okay last night i had Illness and made a whole new and fresh tumblr acc so go follow @aroaceroxylalonde because that is me now ♡
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FUCK the ides of march!!!!! yesterday was the 10 year anniversary of ugly story by phemiec!!!
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:33< MRRAROOWWW *stretch* nep inspired by @kamboree's nep!!!
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the condesce: [cleaning maroon blood off her trident] heaven gained another angel today lmao
the handmaid in hell:
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