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There's a certain degree of frustration i have when my fyp goes from Trump bad, authoritarian bad, billionaire/capitalism bad, to sucking Bidens dick. Seen some Obama stuff but it's been less dick sucking and more "hey, here's the good stuff this guy did". All the biden stuff i see is just the same style of propaganda MAGA was using before they dropped the facade, and im just like BIDEN SUCKED TOO THIS GENOCIDE WAS ONE HE SUPPORTED. Like yes, he is better, but you do not get to forget the atrocities he allowed just because his fraudulent successor is actively committing worse ones
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is it wrong for me to get excited when i see you interact with my posts....
I don't see why it would be wrong, so by process of elimination, no
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Dommes be calling us like this and still doubt why we are obsessed with them
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Honestly i think this applies to sex as a whole. If you cant pause for a quick laugh, what are you even doing?
shoutout to casual sexting for real
making a silly joke wont turn me off!! keep doing it!! its comforting
AND FOR CHRISTS SAKE YOURE ALLOWED TO USE EMOTICONS I DONT CARE
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youre monogamous? oh… it’s ethical, right? ethical monogamy? okay good for you! i mean pretty much every monogamous couple i’ve met didn’t work out but maybe you guys will beat the odds! haha. so is it a sex thing? you guys have sex with- just each other? huh. how does that work? i could never do monogamy, i’m too jealous, i’d worry my partner would leave me for someone else instead of dating us both… how do you deal with the jealousy? is it hard? like, how hard? extremely? do you think you’ll break up? i mean in the long run these things rarely work out,
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“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake
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I have come to admit that my own toxic trait is that i DO hold a quiet disdain for people who think that putting flatpack furniture together is hard. Why is IKEA furniture in particular regarded as some Ultimate Test for Couples - "If you build it without killing each other, he's the one, haha!" ???? Like, listen, I get it, i've got a fuck'd wrist nowadays so I DO find that hammering peg A into slot B is considerably more difficult than it used to be, but the task ITSELF? It's like building lego, y'all. Except that at the end of it, you end up with not just some sort of miniature spaceship (admittedly very cool, if not particularly useful) but a functional and stylish side table. It's the perfect enrichment. I smashed together three Billy bookcases last summer with nothing but a screwdriver, a pencil, and the love in my heart, and I had the time of my life. Do you, too, not feel a thrill in your heart at the satisfying feeling of a cam lock twisting into place? Do not the tiny little crinkly bags of screws remind you of candy wrappers to be torn open and piled gleefully upon the floor, like a child at Halloween emptying your haul onto the living room carpet? Am I the freak, or are you? I am willing to accept the former but i die on this hill regardless
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“trans people in sports is such a complex issue” it really isn’t. make the sports skills-based instead of segregated by gender. “ohhh but so many people’s lives depend on their sports for scholarships” okay then let’s make university universally funded so people don’t have to worry about paying for it based on how well they can throw a ball. how are you not keeping up
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Unfriendly reminder that Fascists can get the fuck off my blog. This includes Trump Supporters, Conservatives, Terfs, Homophobes, Transphobes, anti-feminists, "Traditionalists," and anyone who supports the actions or government of the settler colonial genocidal ethnostate currently murdering children by the thousand. Block me or I'll block you.
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Have you considered time travel shenanigans may be afoot?
craving chocolate milk. that’s it.
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every so often the discourse comes around again that basically boils down to “is it feminist for a woman to want men to be attracted to her” and it’s like. no, it’s not. it’s also not anti feminist. it’s not relevant. it’s nothing. a woman wanting to have sex with men has nothing to do with feminism. being a lesbian or celibate is not “more feminist” than being a straight woman. the point was always “women should not have to dress in a way that is attractive to men solely in order to be acknowledged by them at all” not “women should never dress in a way that is attractive to men for any reason.” sometimes a woman wants men to want to have sex with her. that’s not anti feminist. that’s average. it’s also not feminist just because it’s her choice to do it. it is not related. feminism is about women’s human rights. that doesn’t mean it’s a feminist act every time a woman makes a choice.
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One of the guns in ULTRAKILL is a handgun with its special ability being flipping a coin into the air, and if you then shoot that coin out of the air, it will ricochet into the nearest enemy weak point. And if you time it right, it will either split into 2 and hit 2 enemies, or if you have the alternate pistol, the slab, then it will hit one weak point 3 times. Also it interacts with almost every other weapon in the game, including other pistol variants. One weapon, the railgun, is basically the games super weapon, you get one extremely powerful shot, then a long cooldown. But it bounces off of coins. So a really popular strategy is to throw a coin behind the enemy, a coin in front, and then shoot through the enemy to hit the coin behind them, and that will bounce back through the enemy, hitting the second coin, bouncing through the enemy again, effectively tripling the damage of a single railgun shot
I think it’s cute hearing a man ramble about his interests
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If trench warfare were made-up, it would be the most on-the-nose anti-war satire ever created. Bunch of young men shooting at each other from inside open graves, slowly rotting even as they fight to stay alive. Every so often, they get to move a few hundred metres to dig a new grave for themselves somewhere else and this is called a victory.
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not brat breaking. not brat taming. brat fostering.
brat fostering the ‘people pleaser who received inconsistently extreme reactions throughout their childhood’ sub.
i am going to encourage you so so much. i’ll give you preknown options to brat that have zero chances of actually annoying me. i’m going to coax out the quip stuck in your throat. i’m going to pavlov you into an arrogant little bitch who stands up for themself.
like yes baby i’m going to tell you exactly when i’m mad so you don’t need to walk on egg shells. mhm i’m going to list exactly what you did wrong. nope, you will not wait days for a punishment, i know you’d worry yourself into a spiral, no bitch of mine is going to worry they’re going to be blindsided at any moment, only some of the moments. i promise i won’t twist your words and will always give you a chance to explain or, preferably, back talk. you never need to apologize after i’ve dealt with you.
i’m going to give you the consistency you never had. slut.
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I think it's really cool and awesome when women are gross perverts
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