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recipes will be like "prep time: 3 minutes" & the ingredience list is like "2 sweet potatoes peeled & diced" girlie they do not come like that

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*retaining nothing you just said* got it

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My friends who just got their first glasses: i need this highly expensive special cloth to wipe them, I also have this eyeglass cleaner from the same company, did you know you shouldn't use your t shirt unless it's specifically soft

Me who's worn glasses since middle school: *slaps soap onto the glasses and washes them in the sink then wipes them with toilet paper* what

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We loved with a love that was more than love.

Edgar Allan Poe / Annabel Lee

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reading poetry forces you to ask wrenching, necessary, impossible questions, like "is the author stupid? or am I?"

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*All the AI slop you can eat

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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

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are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back

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has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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A CINDERELLA STORY (2004) — dir. Mark Rosman