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“god says homosexual sex is sinful” well ur mother says oh harder harder please don’t stop so. im gonna go w her on this one

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My fandom writing ability/willingness is hanging on by a thread its not even writers block anymore its like the fandom equivalent of wanting to drop everything and take a research job in Antarctica

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Y'all ain't gonna keep me from my husband.

GRACE & BO CHOW SINNERS│2025

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"Benji didn't tell Ethan he got shot because he knew Ethan would stay with him instead of saving the world" no. Benji didn't tell Ethan he got shot because Ethan would have gone anyway, but the m:i production crew follows an "it's not the lion that eats you, it's the thousands of ducks that peck you to death" philosophy when it comes to stress on crew members affecting safety and this transfers to Benji remembering how he reminded Ethan he didn't want to die in RN and then Ethan drowned making sure he wouldn't die and concluding his mortality is very much a duck.

(little does he know that Ethan "your life will always matter to me more than my own" Hunt runs a little montage of the dead and living people he loves through his head to psych himself up for stunts per DR1, and Benji was never not going to be a duck.)

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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

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They really fucked up by not including that forehead scene bc now whenever I'm writing, regardless of the fic's context, I'm like "and then their foreheads TOUCH" out of spite.

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me mentally: these characters have a relationship that cannot be defined by any one thing and reaches throughout the narrative and is so woven into their characters that trying to force it under one label would be inaccurate and doing it a disservice.

me out loud: idk man they're fuckin gay

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gay people can never just say ‘i love you’ it always has to involve stabbing and/or death

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they should invent a 2025 where good things happen

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Ask not for who the conc claves, it claves for thee

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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

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Im this 🤏 close to going to an amusement park by myself bc its the most socially acceptable place to just start fucking screaming

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is this anything

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love how Sims players call themselves simmers. you mean like a stew

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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i prefer divorce and cheating to putting characters that make no sense together in a polycule tbh

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Brainrot is extremely bad because why did I skip dinner just to work on this🧍‍♀️