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Pick a breed of horse for Quinn!

My character Quinn needs a horse!

If you don't know who Quinn is, he's my Devil character from The Devil in the Details as well as many upcoming AUs. He's six feet tall in human form and seven feet tall (not counting the horns) in Devil form. He's probably only going to ride this horse in human form, but if it's big enough, he could ride it in his Devil form as well.

We're just picking the breed here. Not color. Most of these breeds have many color options, so please don't let color influence your vote. We'll vote on color later. In addition, the mane and tail style can be changed, so don't let that influence your vote either.

These horses are from the game Star Stable Online. The name of each breed is at the top of the image. Some may be posed strangely because my screenshot caught them in the middle of an animation. Hopefully that won't make too much of a difference.

Once the breed is chosen, we'll pick one of the available colors.

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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

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The Devil in the Details is a 54k word explicit romance between an ex-Christian nonbinary person and The Actual Literal Devil.

It involves sexual acts preformed in a church, dubious consent, and consensual non-consent. There is no straight up noncon in this, but it does ride the line between consent and non-consent at some points.

While there are several sex scenes, it isn’t pure smut. Writing this was a way to process some of my complex feelings with religion, money, relationships, disabilities, and food.

The POV character is a disabled adult in an uncomfortable living situation and a bad financial position.

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In case you wanted to follow me on more social media websites:

Twitter (I'm not calling it X lol)

Bluesky (just made today, please let me know who all I should follow there)

PillowFort (I don't post there but I run a monsterfucker community)

Reddit (I still have no idea how to use reddit but that doesn't stop me)

Discord (my ID is unknownthemonster)

AO3

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My Webtoons Contest entry is officially up! If you enjoy RTR, Hawthorne, or any of my other stories, I hope you'll consider checking it out. A big part of the judging is reader engagement, so if you deigned to leave a like and a comment it would go a long way and I would grovel in appreciation 🙏🥰

Cherish Meadows is a vapid, spoiled heiress who can't quite seem to be satisfied with her life.

She launches a contest to win her hand in marriage as a vanity project - a way to feel like a princess, being courted by the fairytale knights of old.

Little does she know, there's a man in the running who can't afford to lose...

Silas Cedar us a self-serious, hard working ex-soldier. When the Meadows Corporation threatens to destroy his community, he will do whatever it takes to stop them.

... Even pretend to fall in love...

And it IS just pretend.... Right? 👀

The Contest is only a 3 episode entry for the competition and you can read it for free

HERE!

I would love to continue this project if I get shortlisted (but I'm not holding my breath haha)

In the meantime, if you enjoy it please consider leaving a like and comment to let me know! I spent the most of 2 months drawing this and it would mean a lot to me to read your thoughts in the comments on Webtoon ^_^

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Pick a breed of horse for Quinn!

My character Quinn needs a horse!

If you don't know who Quinn is, he's my Devil character from The Devil in the Details as well as many upcoming AUs. He's six feet tall in human form and seven feet tall (not counting the horns) in Devil form. He's probably only going to ride this horse in human form, but if it's big enough, he could ride it in his Devil form as well.

We're just picking the breed here. Not color. Most of these breeds have many color options, so please don't let color influence your vote. We'll vote on color later. In addition, the mane and tail style can be changed, so don't let that influence your vote either.

These horses are from the game Star Stable Online. The name of each breed is at the top of the image. Some may be posed strangely because my screenshot caught them in the middle of an animation. Hopefully that won't make too much of a difference.

Once the breed is chosen, we'll pick one of the available colors.

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fucked-up tadpole made me laugh sm that i had to do it

tags from @xerxestexastoast

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“beauty and the beast” where beauty’s dad comes home with the rose and is like oh shit oh shit this terrible monster says i have to come live with him forever because i picked his favorite flower and beauty just goes fuck that and puts on her pants and marches down to the beast’s castle herself

and she’s expecting this horrifying dark fortress but it’s actually sort of just a normal castle with big rose bushes and furniture that’s sometimes alive

and she thinks, i can work with this

and the beast comes out and he’s like don’t look at me i am a hideous monster and beauty’s like dude you’re like a talking tiger in a cape are you kidding you’re AWESOME can i pet you can i stroke your paws can you give me a ride

and he’s like what and she goes around the castle like okay we’ll put curtains here and expand the kitchen and this could be a really cute breakfast nook

and the beast is confused because isn’t she supposed to be terrified and hate him and he had all these intimidating speeches planned and he’s like uh aren’t you going to try to run away

and beauty’s all are you kidding this is a magic castle i’m going to live here forever

so they just sort of settle in together and one day beauty goes home for the weekend to visit her family and they’re all amazed that she’s alive and her sisters go WHY DIDN’T THE HUGE MONSTER EAT YOU TO DEATH and she’s like nahhh he’s basically just a big cat he’s kind of cute actually sometimes he plays with yarn when he thinks i’m not looking

and she explains how it’s really not that bad, all the dishes wash themselves and i get all these gorgeous dresses for free because the castle doesn’t know what else to do with them and yeah there are flowers everywhere but hey that’s his hobby y’know i’m not gonna discourage that man

and then one day while beauty’s re-alphabetizing her magic library and trying to decide where to put that enchanted mirror the beast comes up and he’s like hey so this is awkward but are you like………………………………..in love with me……?????????

and beauty’s like oh uh wow haha um sorry no you’re…sort of a tiger

and the beast is like thank goodness because if you were i’d have to turn back into a human and i’ve kind of gotten used to being a big lion thing with horns and the ability to speak english for some reason like why would i want to go back to being a spindly little man and then beauty laughs and she’s like okay well can you go catch us a wild boar for dinner, dear

and they end up getting married in the end just because it’s easier to explain that way, you know, a single lady ~~living alone with a man~~ even if he’s not actually a man, and that’s fine with them because beauty was never really into the whole boys and sex thing and the beast (whose name is jeff) is honestly more interested in his flowers

and whenever any of the other ladies in the village give her any shit beauty is just like, oh, you don’t like my crepes? well you know my husband, who is literally a tiger, loves them and then everyone leaves her alone, which is really all she ever wanted

and she goes back to her magic castle and sits down with a book in front of the fire and rests her feet on her cat husband and nobody bothers her ever again

can that happen

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Hmm

we come to a question I didn't think I'd need to consider for @monsterfuckerconfessions.

Is vivisection inherently a monsterfucker related/adjacent?

No monster or fictional character is mentioned in the submission. Only gory details about vivisection.

No judgement of course. I'm just not sure it counts as a monsterfucker thing?

I'm at least more inclined to let that through than I was to let through the submission about how someone just liked to wear a buttplug all the time. Because at least this one's fantasy related (hopefully? lol).

Hmm I'm unsure. I'll have to sit on it for a bit and decide.

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As predicted, I’m in much pain. It was a pretty hard fall. I don’t think anything’s broken but there was some damage I didn’t immediately notice.

I just nearly slipped and fell to my death...

I really need to not leave potentially slippery things on the floor. I had a bag with some things in it that must have migrated into my path because the second my foot made contact with it, my foot was no longer under my body and I went straight down.

Thankfully I don't think I landed in a way that hurt anything. So many things could've gone badly. Could've hit my head. My other leg could've bent at a bad angle (I have a bad knee on that leg that likes to go wrong directions), my arm could've hit something when I tried to catch myself.

But I think I'm okay. One arm is scraped up and my butt is bruised and my joints feel a bit tender from overextending mildly.

I'm just impressed I didn't panic. I didn't even drop the thing I was carrying lol. It was just like "oh i'm falling now." 😂

anyways mainly writing this so i don't forget why I'm sore tomorrow. Because that was a hard fall lol.

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editing is so funny because it's like "damn, i wrote 'before' two times within three paragraphs. they are going to stone me in the town square for this"

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My cat, Bug, is really sick. We discovered today that he's suffering liver failure and it's unclear what the cause is. My only income is my disability benefits, which barely cover rent, food, and other bills. Any amount of money would help, so please donate, even if it's only a few dollars. The minimum cost of treatment is 2000 USD and it may go all the way up to 4000, so my ko-fi goal has been set for 2500. You can donate here:

If you can't donate, please at least reblog, more eyes is better.

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hey weirdo friends on tumblr, i know this must be somebody's special interest who can help me out:

animated film from 1990s or earlier

probably small animals

probably don bluth project???

shown eating jacket potatoes that just look like the most perfect amazing tiny potatoes, yummm

anybody know the movie?? the jacket potatoes are the important part, i swear. i've been struggling over this for weeks.

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she stomp she stomp she do the Grizzer stomp!

:D

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Okay going to try to sleep now. If you see me post again please slap me.

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Great video idea: honest ASMR.

“I’m going to put this warm towel on your face. It’s not actually warm though.”

“I’m going to look into your eye. You don’t have eyes so I’m just looking at one side of the camera.”

“I’m going to clean your face. But you don’t have a face so I’m going to vaguely clean the air around the camera and maybe brush against m own hand off screen to make noise.”

My idea. No one steal it.

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There’s probably nuance to be had here but I took like ten sleepy pills and I’m about to meet the hat man.