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Brass ring of unimaginable swag, 2025 (reupload)

wip photos under the cut

I don't think anyone who reblogged the original post is going to see this but a couple of people asked how I made this so I just wanted to add these process shots here. I engraved the dragon with a micro drill/a rotary tool using a tiny ball burr!

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he needs it….

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Hey how’s it going? I like your tower, it’s very damp. The locusts are coming. It’s not my fault. Cool hat btw.

hey thanks, i really apprecia—wait what

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Goddammit, I want to make a doorknocker for the front door of my wizard tower, but I can't decide between having it look like a gnarled fist holding a ring, or a leering demonic face with the ring in its mouth, or a leering draconic face with the ring in its mouth.

Maybe I'll go a less traditional route and have it shaped like... I don't know, a hamster. That ought to catch visitors off guard.

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*trying to solve a friend's problem* hmmm. well you could use me as a blade, perhaps? and slay your enemies? just a thought

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After years spent poring over mysterious and arcane plat sheets and deciphering long-forgotten building codes, city councilmember Mike LaMere unearthed the mysterious City Zoning Amulet Friday.

“Behold!” LaMere said, holding aloft the solid-gold amulet, which is emblazoned with the Ever-Evaluating Eye of Surr-Vey, Lord Of Demarcation, He Who Measures And Assesses. “With this sigil, the power of zoning comes. Through me, the power of zoning flows! All will behold my power, and I shall bow to no man when designating matter-of-right developments for major retail and office spaces to a maximum lot occupancy of 75 percent for residential use!”

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bold of you to claim anything you do is "for" us

None of you appreciate the things I don’t do for you

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The Blood Sword isn't going to solve all of you problems, you must trust me on this

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there is a chasm of difference between a one wizard story and a two or more wizard story

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"How could you do this" with the help of the demon blade "this isn't you" well yeah it's me and the demon blade "I know you're a good person" yeah that wasn't in question "please come home" not if you're gonna be a dick to the demon blade "we need to destroy the demon blade" listen I don't come to family gatherings and say we Need To Destroy aunt cassie and she's genuinely evil, unlike the demon blade

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i just... i just wanna wake up to crab raves..

so. many crab rave.. plese

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terrible mishap in the dungeon today after the gelatinous slime took a nap in my jello cup. we will all miss wiggly steve

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Custom mending wizard with its own little pincushion