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It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation

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they thought my pronouns was a credit card.

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CAN I please. please have your brushes theyre so good

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has this one been done yet

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i love when i correctly identify a bird it feels like this

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watch out lads i’m about to try to drrrraaaaaaaaaw somethin

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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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nobody flirts like a girl who knows you live far away

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All of this is correct. No notes.

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still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it

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television peaked with Once Upon a Time, like I can watch Anna from Frozen try to convince Snow White's Prince Charming to fight evil Warlord Little Bo Beep and he's like 'You don't know what you're talking about Anna from Frozen, my dad died when I was six because he was an alcoholic' and be like that's not even the most insane moment of this episode

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Personality test, is 80f/26c too hot for you?

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

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“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother