roibot
roibot
The Dork Knight
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..........*・☆Róisín - Dublin, Ireland ・*☆.......... Girl help I've been on tumblr dot com for a DECADE
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roibot · 16 hours ago
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it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit
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roibot · 17 hours ago
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youd think voice dysphoria would make me shut up every now and then
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roibot · 2 days ago
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would be fascinated if you added the metric by which you measure the concept of "a better life"
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roibot · 2 days ago
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Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.
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roibot · 10 days ago
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NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit
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roibot · 13 days ago
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roibot · 13 days ago
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it's good that the word "four" is "four" letters long
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roibot · 17 days ago
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out of curiosity... how straight edge is tumblr actually? be honest
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roibot · 17 days ago
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Do theologians in Omegaverse worlds argue about what Jesus meant when he said "I'm the Alpha and the Omega"?
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roibot · 18 days ago
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It's a little surprising that the "Monday's child is fair of face" nursery rhyme never caught on as an arbitrary personality-assigner in the same way astrology did. It makes the same amount of sense.
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roibot · 26 days ago
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How it feels to meet someone with the same special interest but it's a vast and sprawling franchise represented through many different mediums and you like one particular kind and they like something completely different
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roibot · 30 days ago
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hey girl are you my slerp schedule because i am fucking you up
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roibot · 30 days ago
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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.
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roibot · 1 month ago
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roibot · 1 month ago
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people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.
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roibot · 1 month ago
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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives
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roibot · 1 month ago
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don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser
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