..........*・☆Róisín - Dublin, Ireland ・*☆.......... Girl help I've been on tumblr dot com for a DECADE
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it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit
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youd think voice dysphoria would make me shut up every now and then
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would be fascinated if you added the metric by which you measure the concept of "a better life"
#Yes#I will be older - I will have visited more places and learnt more things and spent more time with the people I love#There are obviously factors outside my control but I hope to be still in my job and my flat and with my partner#also every day is a possibility to see a bird
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Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.
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it's good that the word "four" is "four" letters long
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out of curiosity... how straight edge is tumblr actually? be honest
#Tried it and did not find it worth the worst hangover of my life the following day#Most people I know irl have tried it or take it semi regularly - it's extremely common in Ireland
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Do theologians in Omegaverse worlds argue about what Jesus meant when he said "I'm the Alpha and the Omega"?
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It's a little surprising that the "Monday's child is fair of face" nursery rhyme never caught on as an arbitrary personality-assigner in the same way astrology did. It makes the same amount of sense.
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How it feels to meet someone with the same special interest but it's a vast and sprawling franchise represented through many different mediums and you like one particular kind and they like something completely different


#Star Trek#DC Comics#Star Wars#The Witcher#Marvel#honestly anything at this point- everything has been remade or continued or rebooted or extended
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hey girl are you my slerp schedule because i am fucking you up
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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.
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people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.
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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives
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don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser
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