Oh no, youre not turning reblogs off on me, no sir
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Governor Mike Parson deserves death, deserves pain, deserves not another moment of peace.
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I guess they liked it
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tweets like this are my pet peeve. just throwing silly words together in a way that’s supposed to sound hyperspecific but does not in fact evoke anything recognizable
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modding scene looking good
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rules to using tumblr
your first thought is always correct
everyone has bad intentions
jumping to conclusions is good
always assume somebody is evil based on weak or no evidence
always extrapolate everyone's imprecise and/or broad language to make them out to have said some heinous shit
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My mom went to high school with this guy and showed me this Facebook post of his and if I were not already happily married……………..
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mario with boobs wont stop
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*bleeding to death because the paramedics can���t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎
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i know i talk about pokemon go a lot but like. the summer of 2016 where pokemon go was released? i’ve never seen anything like it in my life. shit was absolutely insane
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Or as Strunk and White said in Elements of Style (to the best of my memory), "Feel free to ignore everything in this book rather than write something inelegant."
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