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nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

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Talking to my baby makes me feel like a video game tutorial. "You can manipulate objects in your environment by using the HAND function. Go ahead and try it now."

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i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

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pey wet slimegirl and gravy slimegirl making out or something. theyre in wigan of course

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outside of wigan, it is antithetical to gravy

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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

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when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

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how to get over somebody

You guys don't even word these as questions anymore. You treat me like bitch google.

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FORLORN WIGANER: ah... another lost soul, seeking the strength of gravy? I'm afraid you're too late, friend. Pea Wet is all that's left...

'Good as gravy'... a sick joke, it is... [CREEPY LAUGH]

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perhaps the biggest ralsei tranfem headcanon indicator for me is the fact that every transfem i know also feels the need to diminish themselves to make space for others in their lives and denies themselves things as basic to survival as love and affection

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[hanging out with miquella pre-white-guilt event horizon] [dapping him up] eyy miquella, big mick, micky-k, how've you been you son of a bitch [ignoring the flicker of shame on his face at the mention of his mother and looking to his companions] malenia, the goat, undefeated molly, hope you're well, give finlay my regards. [all warmth in my expression vanishes and I take on a steely gaze] radahn.

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jackbox should have an abstain with contempt button