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statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you

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ladies and gents may i present you with my favorite photo of Ella Fitzgerald ft. that guy

homie was down bad, and can we blame him?

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Volt doesn’t have a last name. He’s never exactly needed one, lots of objects don’t. But things are a little different in the great wide world outside of his Live Wire’s house.

And once he spent some time admiring his and Eddie’s new human forms (and testing their limits with a little parting gift), that little fact is brought up to him. He thought over it for a moment, twirling his now non-electric hair between his fingers.

“Just pick something simple, it doesn’t really matter anyway.” Eddie scratched his neck.

You scoffed. “Yeah, but ‘Volt Smith’ doesn’t roll off the tongue, does it? Names are important.”

“Oh, I know just the thing.” He interrupted you, buzzing a little with excitement. “I think ‘Watts’ is quite the pretty name.”

Eddie almost went beet red, freezing in shock. You just laughed. “Somehow, I expected that.”

“Mm… but it is a little short, isn’t it? ‘Volt Watts’?” He made a show of considering it, but really, he knew exactly what he wanted to ask. He placed a hand on his chest, extending the other to you. He relished in the look of confusion on your face before he spoke. “Live Wire, would you allow me the honour of taking yours as well?”

He had two rather flustered lovers on his hands, but he was rather fond of his new name. In fact, introducing himself as ‘Mr. ____-Watts’ became a real point of pride for him, even if Eddie always got quite the embarassment from it.

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This is my redraw sketch and bonus

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* OFF DUTY .

That one green pippins, Pippins 11, had been constantly shuffling towards where Tenna was hunched over. Whenever he managed to get to him, he’d just sit himself right next to Tenna and lean into him, letting out a happy sigh. Bandages were covering most of the die’s head.

Apparently, Pippins 11’s injuries weren’t too dangerous, but they left him extremely delirious. He wouldn’t leave Tenna alone as a result. He’d sometimes murmur the TV’s name, lost and broken but still there.

A zapper and a shadowguy had practically broken the door down in order to be with the pippins (and Tenna, but he didn’t know that), but had been kicked out of the room for being distinctly unhelpful. They meant well, probably.

“Tennaaaa,” Oh, the pippins had managed to get right next to him again. “Didja know that. You’re the best.” Pippins 11 giggled drunkenly. “‘Cause you are.”

( idk mate. i tried to write and it didn’t work but i’m sending this anyway haha. for search: mike is definitely )

[ * Tenna stared down at the stuttering Pippins, gaze softening. ]

[ * He needed him just as much as he needed him now. ]

Thank you, 11.

[ * He hugged the Pippins to his side, just needed a sense of comfort. Belonging. Scared that if he let go for a second, the broken Pippins would disappear into nothing. Hopefully 11 didn’t mind. ]

[ * He needed to learn the Pippinses names. ]

You- you had a name, right? ‘S not coming to me now. It was.. uhm.. hmm. I can’t remember if you’re Blackjack or not.. no, Blackjack had a chipped tooth.. gosh, you’re the only green Pippins and I’m still struggling on your name! Hah..! ‘M sorry.

[ * He thinks back. ]

..Hey, you were Kris’s lucky dice! The one they used while playing Candy Land and Monopoly! (They never learned how to play that game, Monopoly. They played as the dog and would ‘overthrow’ houses that Noelle placed while Asriel built an ‘empire.’ Ah, good times, good times..) Battat was your name, right?

I’m glad you’re here.

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Enjoy my silly art that got a little more effort that got put in than I expected to do.

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Gay people… ugh /silly

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how do you feel about the knowledge that there are other universes?

[..I try not to think about it..]

[too many possibilities, too many ways things could’ve gone.]

[scary to think of how things could’ve been.]

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If Jongler and Pluey were gonna die and you could only save one, who'd you save? Asking for purely hypothetical reasons.

Also hey look at this -> 🐗

[ha! You find a way to hurt them and I’ll find a way to your house, kid.]

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anyway here's my fake mike designs. i feel like they aren't as interesting or unique as some others i've seen but have them anyway teehee

also some doodles (text in alt, my handwriting is ass lol)

AND. as if this post wasn't long enough already. i'll add in my mike headcanons below as well (except for the ones i already posted about i don't wanna repeat myself). anyway warning this is a bit long

starting with Battat!

goes by he/him

agender and aroace (probably aroflux or grayromantic)

pretends he hates being shaken, but loves it when the other two do it to him

too focused on the whole Mike thing so he often neglects his own health (mental and physical)

has to be reminded or even forced to eat and drink water cause he will not take breaks by himself

always has a notepad with him

usually the last to fall asleep (if he does so at all), and the first to wake up

often passes out on his desk from exhaustion, will get carried to bed by one of the other two

doesn't like tea much, drinks way too much coffee throughout the day. if he ever drinks something else, he quite likes hot chocolate, especially how Pluey makes it

chronic migraines

unlike most other Pippinses, he doesn't wear heels cause he can't / doesn't want to walk in them (not even in the small ones, he hates how it feels to walk in them)

he made the Mike suits almost by himself, Pluey helped with the cat one

his poncho is tied together in the front instead of buttoned down, the button probably fell off once and he never bothered to sew one on again

uncomfortable with physical affection from people he isn't close with. is also touch starved and will get really flustered when the other two hold his hand or something

not a fan of gambling, gets frustrated more than anything

hates any green foods (broccoli, pistachios, pears, mint chocolate chip ice cream...)

Jongler!!

goes by they/them

nonbinary, probably bi, ace

sensory issues relating to fabrics, quickly gets uncomfortable in their Mike suit

doesn't like getting loud at all

mostly the voice of reason (something about being the only one with the type Order)

has memory issues and struggles with object permanence

they like combining their usual Zapper suit with a bandana or bowtie, or the cowboy hat from their Mike suit

is fine with masculine terms being used on them (man, boy, king, etc), even calls themselves the other two's boyfriend sometimes (when they're together ofc)

sometimes cooks some easy meals if the three don't share TV Dinners, they're not really a master cook but it's enough for the three of them

often has to remind / force Battat to eat and drink water

is more casual with physical affection, will lay their arm around the others' shoulders or waists, maybe pat their heads or hold their hands, but is not usually the one to initiate cuddles

has slight balancing issues and will sometimes lean heavily to one side, especially when wearing uncomfortable clothes

will most often take over Mike shifts if the other two aren't able to do them by themselves (they're sick, or injured, or busy with something else idk)

as their type implies, they are pretty orderly, their clothes are always folded or hung up neatly

usually only calls Battat "boss", uses his real name when they can't get his attention otherwise

and Pluey!!!

goes by he/they/it

genderqueer, pan, ace

one of the Shadowguys without any animal ears

wishes it had cat ears and a tail

slightly more shy around others but is still extroverted, a little more willing to express himself in the cat suit

usually the one to initiate cuddle and kisses

cat behavior, will nuzzle or rub itself on the others, or knock things over or down a table, bats at things dangling from above

likes getting pet on their head and cheeks

can emit a low bassy note that sounds a bit like a purr

wears the bowtie from his suit even when not in costume

loves colorful and funky socks and always wears two different ones, has a drawer full of just cool socks

gets worried about loved ones really quickly, and will try to take care of them when they're sick or injured

very sensitive to loud noises and especially screaming, will get a little scared when being yelled at

loves everything with chocolate, but hates white chocolate

can cook decently but doesn't like doing it, will sometimes join Jongler in cooking cause it's more fun together

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You. Are. ADORABLE!!!

[uh.. you’s ok, boss?]

[MAKE THEM STOP!!!]

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The Mike ghost is fucking huge and is possibly the only person ever to be happy about being impersonated

Mike can’t take a like visible physical form unless it’s super dark, which is why nobody had ever seen him! He and that lil pippins finally meet when they go into Mike room without turning on the lights first one day and it’s thrilled to finally be able to talk to him and tell him what a good job he’s been doing. Then they kiss

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DOODLE DUMP!!!!! COME GET YA'LLS FOOD MY POOR NEGLECTED 108 FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!!!!1

jongler's love language is acts of service and they like randomly doing nice things for pluey and battat with 0 prompting methinks

GO MY POLYMIKES SHIP CHILDREN!!! I swear they will have names and be more developed as characters next time i draw them trust

zappins/zappip/zappippins doodle (which is slightly old but whatever) and a ramb x hater pippins doodle. gay people galore!!!!!!

Pippinsmaxing rn. im so pippinscore and pippinscoded. pippinsing out. roll me spill me shock and thrill me type beat.

also yeah the second one is a human au yippee!!!!! from left to right we got; Hater Pippins/Casi, Poka, Battat, and the doomed yaoi pippins/Chance

okay theres one more but it has the f slur (also kinda spooky imagery) so ill put it under the cut just incase

its cut off but still clear what it says sooo

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“Multitask.” (Pt 1)

A Battenna comic for funsies

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I LOVE POLYMIKES I LOVE POLYMIKES I LOVE POLYMIKES I LO

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i hate them

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Made a little timeline overview for my human AU. I do have some slightly more detailed versions of everyone’s backstories kinda figured out, but nothing solid and this is the just the main important stuff. I don’t know what the equivalent of the game plot would be for this since this is a very TV World focused AU and also I’m thinking Darkner specific, so no Lightners in this AU. Anyway I’ll figure it out. Or I won’t and it’ll just never come up. That might work as well. Original (very messy) timeline below cut lol