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Introducing the new blogs featuring, Invidia Plaga, Rolando from Helluva Boss: Ghost Fuckers and Hired Hound, Vortex. Hellhound bodyguard for hire. Canon divergent to some degree, results may wary.

Please read the rules on pinned posts, have fun.

Art used Vortex and for Rolando

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Silly silly pre promo post, I'm here.

Rolando from Helluva Boss: Ghost Fuckers Episode.

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[So sorry for my abrupt disappearance! I'm doing okay, just got overwhelmed but nothing bad! Time got away from me. Not back from hiatus though hoping you are all doing well! <3 ]

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[Apologies for the long hiatus as of late. Holidays hit hard, but should be trying to swing back with replies and asks in the coming week! I hope everyone is doing well!]

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[It's a big Holiday week, but going to get to replies and asks when I can! I hope everyone has a nice week themselves!]

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A treat to be savoured

//I REGRET

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@alkasden "What would happen if we dropped a bathbomb into you, when you are a little black puddle?"

"Don't you dare! The last time I snuck in on someone in the bath they dropped one of those on me and I was puking suds for hours--" He says so suddenly he does not realize he spilled a weakness...

He snarls, a threatening glare towards either one of them. "You will make both of the targets on you worse if either of you try." With that, he slinks away to figure out the best way to avoid this outcome being exploited.

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Rolando says nothing. He is merely smiling high tonight.

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[Busy day so sadly can't get to replies today, but hope you all are having a good weekend!] [Inbox: 2] [Drafts: 4] [Asks to send out: Lurking.]

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[Bed time.~] [Inbox: 0] [Drafts: 3] [Asks to send out: Scanning the buffet.]

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"Beautiful, isn't it? Oh I will leave you be for now. A true delicacy needs time to cook. Oh how I cannot wait to see how it unfolds. I do so hope for a bad ending to this show."

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[Got a few more replies to tackle, but my brain is chugging. Going to be able to do bigger writing more this weekend. For now, going to be a little troublemaker in some ask boxes. Though feel free to come to mine if you dare.~]

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Hi Rolando! Apparently, I've been drawing Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss characters as MLP creatures! And I made you as a satyr yeti creature like the Storm King from the MLP movie!

Ta-da! Hope you like it! 😁👍

"Didn't understand a lick of what you said, but I certainly appreciate you capturing my best features as this creature. You got the teeth and my glasses and even gave me a tail. You're lucky I'm in a good mood today," he says casually, pocketing the drawing with a sly smirk.

"Though, interrupt me in my relax time again and you'll be the next meal," he says with a little wave of his hand.

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Are you like dyslexic or something? How come you pronounce certain words differently. Like flavor or hollyVood with a V….?

"Did I? I do not remember ever saying such a thing," he began, waving off this notion like he was above their words, "I think instead it is your hearing that is broken."

He was waving off this fact, even if he certainly did say some words a bit off. Perhaps it had something to do with his maw and the toothpick he often held in his mouth while in his human disguise. Who knows, he was not about to explain it.

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*I quietly leave a box of freshly made sushi with a a crumpled piece of paper next to it in the hotel lobby*

A little bird told me you love sushi, so I thought, why not buy you some?

Have a lovely night ~

- a random anon

A perplexed look crosses Rolando when he sees freshly made sushi sitting there. These were his off hours and he was not even in his disguise right now. Still, he slinked over to the letter and gave it a read.

His lip curled a bit at reading 'lovely' but it was soon washed away when he looked at what was left. Giving a shrug, he picked up a piece with his claws to pop into his mouth like it was just an easy snack.

"I've seen stranger, but who am I to deny free food," he mutters aloud, taking the rest of the sushi and crumpling up the note to throw onto the floor behind him. He thought to himself he really needed to figure out who was spreading so much information about him. They would be made into sushi when he did.

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*I paused and slowly put Rolando down. I tilt my head to the side in confusion.* "He did? Huh, didn't know Snails could do that... Although knowing Bob, he probably did! He's very smart." *I sighed in relief, completely buying the lie. I was about to go and look for him, but I turned around to the 5 other snails on the desk.* "Mmmm, I really shouldn't leave these little guys alone huh? I guess I could put them back outside till I find Bob... Don't want 5 more snails on the lose in your hotel! Sorry about that by the way... Didn’t know how fast my beloved Bob was! Or like... snails in general. " *Before I picked them up, I hesitated.* "Or... You've been pretty helpful with my quest to find Bob. Sooooo, maybe you can watch them for me? Well- if you don't mind that is. You seem pretty trustworthy!" *I questioned, a hint of nervousness to my tone, not wanting to waste another minute when my beloved pet is missing!*

Raising a brow at you, Rolando was rather surprised you took that lie so well. He shrugs, however, continuing to listen to this rather odd encounter. Part of him debated just eating you right now to be able to go about his day. Maybe later.

"Mmm yes, smart," he says in a monotone, not seeming to be keeping up much with the conversation. He does perk back up with a strained smile, crossing his fingers together in front of him on the desk.

"I will be sure to watch, them, sure. Do not get used to it as I do have many better things to be doing," he says with a shoo of his hand already towards you, "Pretty sure you should go searching before someone crushes or eats your beloved pet or something."

All he knew was that he was getting free snacks for now. Maybe a full meal later.

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The mass of the dark goop moves away from the golden blast that burns through the darkness causing the stagnant smell of mildew and sizzling of water against it. More of the shadows pull away, cautious now upon seeing this bit of magic revealed.

“Hah! Unluckily for you I prefer bitter tastes,” he scoffs from a new direction, the lights giving a flicker to make it harder to see until they fade out completely. His laughter comes back again, tauntingly even if he felt the sting of having part of his form nearly singed. He could not get a grasp on her, not quite yet.

“Good? Those kind of acts are what would make me sick to my stomach,” he gurgles from yet another direction with disgust, the sound of gagging soon after, “I hate sweets and that is all good emotions bring. So, I am afraid I will have to decline your illusions of grandeur.”

“Well then I guess you’re in for a bitter meal tonight hope you have plenty of anti digestion medication!”

she unleashed a gold blast of magic at the ink backing up as it moved around her she wasn’t going to go down easy she looked around trying to find the her attacker with defiance her eyes glowing in the darkness.

“ maybe instead of using these powers to harm others why not try and use it for good? I’m sure positive emotions are better but I’m guessing you aren’t interested. I can smell the darkness from you I know you’re close don’t think you can hide forever.”