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Sorry. Got too high last night

I TRADED IN MY CRINGE FOR BEING "COOL?" WHÀT YHE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME

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I AM TRANS MORPHING OUOUJHOUUUBI IM THR CRINGEWOLF

I TRADED IN MY CRINGE FOR BEING "COOL?" WHÀT YHE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME

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I TRADED IN MY CRINGE FOR BEING "COOL?" WHÀT YHE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME

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YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

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I’m making this post on the behalf of Sami and his family. Fundraiser here.

Sami says:

"A simple picture, yet it holds a powerful meaning. Tell me what did you understand, and what will you do? 'I understood that these children are in urgent need of donations, and I will donate. I will also share this post—it might help in some way. This image is full of sorrowful meaning, and I will do everything I can for these innocent children. I will donate so that they can go to school, eat clean food, and sleep in peace.' This is exactly what is happening right now with me and my family in the heart of Gaza. Please, donate—share—speak up. Don’t stop. We are between life and death. Don’t leave us behind."

Please do anything you can to help, any engagement is appreciated even if you cannot directly give to the campaign. Thank you so much <3.

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nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

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Cum is the 5th humor and brother, I'm about to start acting hilarious

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took a depression nap and all i remember from my nap dreams is a nonsensical t-shirt design that left me feeling dazed and confused after i woke up.

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Okay you guys.

IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something

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this meme has really taken off in my house

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informational diagram of a hinge

thats straight up funny words

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when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.

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my husband has this image saved for whenever i grow distant

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.