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girl are you the first preserved dinosaur butthole cause you are “perfect” and “unique”

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does this mean anything to you

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“I hope this email finds you well!”

How the email finds me:

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if i could turn into an eel. well that'd be ideal.

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i cant believe there are people out there who will only watch an anime if its on a streaming service like have you forgotten your roots? the anime episodes split up into 3 parts on youtube in low quality? the fansubs that just did whatever the fuck they wanted half the time? the websites that are almost certainly mining your data for bitcoin while showing you terrible ads? they were there for you long before you even knew what crunchyroll was

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then where the hell tHAT BITCH GOING

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nintendo be like: here’s our hd renders for the princesses!

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not revelavent anymore but i still don’t know how many dudes were in brockhampton

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thinking about this

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a collection of fall out boy lyrics i relate to on a spiritual level

- i’m no good at math

- i’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker colour

- she says she’s no good with words but i’m worse

- i’m not a crybaby, i’m the crybaby

- i’ve got a lousy arm

- i slept in last night’s clothes

- i’m a nervous wreck

- i don’t know where i’m going

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