He/him | Adult Either I’m overthinking to the point where I look pretentious or underthinking and fucking it up. Every day is a roll of the dice!My main account is technically @Crookedblade but this is the one I use most
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Okay you know what you don’t get to find facial scars on fictional characters sexy until you treat real people with facial deformities with kindness and respect. You can’t drool all over a dude with a “tasteful” scar over one eye until you stop staring at/refusing to look at people with half a jaw, an asymmetrical nose, a missing eye, etc. and stop fucking tagging disabled bodies as “body horror” bitch I’m gonna kill you
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The anonymous button is not for hate messages and death threats! It’s for confessing your love and asking stupid questions!
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somebody said ed feat. tony-hawk-syndrome and I very much agree
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Al and Ed's dynamic is so funny bc Edward's got such a complex about being the older one even tho the difference is by one year and he thinks himself a single mother of one raising Al by himself and he needs to protect his little baby brother at all costs then Alphonse is like holding Ed's leash and telling him no when he barks/lunges at passers-by and is making sure he gets his rabies shots and doesn't die doing something stupid also protecting him at all costs etc
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less "can you handle a mean female character" or more "can you handle a female character that has unpalatable traits to you personally but would shrug off if a male character had them"
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Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.
If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.
Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.
That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.
Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.
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Honestly part of the problem with this obsession with only consuming unproblematic fiction is that people are less likely to acknowledge when something is harmful. If you so much as say hey this one joke in this one episode was offensive fans will write you an essay on why it wasn’t. Because they’ve created a world view where this is basically accusing them of being a bad person who has committed an unforgivable sin.
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finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING
look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth
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You wanna know what's interesting to me about people who say "I drew this character Black because of their voice actor, and this character not Black bc of their voice actor"? 👀
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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
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Liking a character who sucks is silly because yeah I hate him and yeah I want people to bully him and say mean things but if you say the Wrong mean thing I'm going to get defensive
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WEBSITE: "This is a sex-free zone! This is a good, pure, Christian website and we would never expose our innocent, child-like patrons to such lewd filth as sex and sexual sexings-"
THEIR ADS: "Hey there, stud, how would you like to demolish virgin elf pussy every day? Play our new hentai game and drill through fantasy sluts for hours! We've programmed our elf-pussy simulator with over 100 kinks-"
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Just found out about something hilarious
So it's a new car company (normally wouldn't be interesting but follow me on this)
They are planning on producing solar powered cars (seems unrealistic but maybe they know something I don't)
They are getting their money from crowdfunding (oh so it's a scam)
Their car looks like THIS
My god. It's beautiful. It only has 3 wheels. This honestly might beat cybertruck for dumbest looking car ever. It's called the "Aptera Milestone" for anyone who wants to laugh at a technobro scam so hilarious and obvious that anyone who invests is asking for it.
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okay this one actually slaps

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