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Skin started to peel off from my sunburn. This is my favorite part.

Additional information would be that last week I was talking with my egiptian housemate about this sunburn and saying I hope it peels off later and she looked horrified like, how could I possibly enjoy that? And I told her I thought it was kind of like peeling vinavil glue off my hands and she apparently never heard of this childhood activity and it occurred to me that MAYBE not everyone or not every country has this experience in their background.

And now I'm contemplating the possibility of buying vinavil glue to have her try

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if only dog had a bigger bed available, or perhaps two. maybe even a human bed. alas, he must make do with a measly little pillow.

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Unironically I think having multiple chats going on does give me some, so- maybe? :o

Genuinely amazed by my ability to NOT send messages to the wrong person when I entertain multiple conversations at the same time

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Googled stuff about Poppy from trolls, ended up reading about some other real life Poppy

At some point I was very confused about the kind of lore I was being given- like what do you mean Poppy's boyfriend is rapper Ghostemane, I thought it was supposed to be Branch, also a pop troll.

Anyway now I'm not sure and I don't care to check if Poppy from trolls had trouble choosing her gender but decided she was a woman, or if that was real life Poppy. Also apparently one of them is bisexual and the other one is asexual, but I have no clue which is which, and that's kinda funny to me

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Oh honey (semicit) Yes. I was doing that plus one more group chat and two more people completely unrelated lol

Genuinely amazed by my ability to NOT send messages to the wrong person when I entertain multiple conversations at the same time

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Genuinely amazed by my ability to NOT send messages to the wrong person when I entertain multiple conversations at the same time

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I'm sleepy.

Woke up in the morning

My alarm had still not rang

But the workers up above me

Were destroying walls instead

Trying to ignore them

For the fifteen minutes left

Then I find myself googling

What their hours should have been

Turns out they are too early

Oh so lucky that I am

I could have slept some more

But no I'm listening to a driller

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Woke up in the morning

My alarm had still not rang

But the workers up above me

Were destroying walls instead

Trying to ignore them

For the fifteen minutes left

Then I find myself googling

What their hours should have been

Turns out they are too early

Oh so lucky that I am

I could have slept some more

But no I'm listening to a driller

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AI ads?

NOT on my dash.

*spams report button*

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Receiving encouragement from her ob-gyn as she struggled amid the throes of childbirth, area woman Jill Henderson was assured while giving birth Tuesday that everything was looking gross down there. “You’re doing great, and your cervix is every bit as revolting as it should be at this stage of labor,” said Dr. Thomas Carver, who assured Henderson that if he weren’t desensitized from delivering hundreds of babies over the years, he would definitely be vomiting into a wastebasket right now.

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pins by Abprallen

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skweezy jibbs is a international treasure

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i love you beetle tamagotchi

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Spooky sticker sheet 👁️🐈‍⬛👁️

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Been really into making clear stickers recently.👁️👄👁️

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lotus

ink & watercolour

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I will be at Happy Cute Mart this Saturday~!