rolodextra
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OP: Customer service wants video proof that my rice cooker is giving electric shocks
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My grandma鈥檚 on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.
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i have a few more unconstructive things to add to the conversation and then i'll leave
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Its not fun and cute to be Me anymore. It's not cool and zany to be Me anymore. It's hard now
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i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit
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stoner tip #32
everyone's body is a little different. take one edible every five minutes until you feel something
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hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive
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fresh asf like a million dollars justfine and dandy

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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks
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