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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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Religious Beliefs

Don’t be a dick

Anything antibacterial works against vampires

Ghosts and Fairies aren’t real but you still have to be polite and respectful if you meet one

Watching videos out loud on your phone on the toilet in a public restroom sends your soul directly to applebees when you die

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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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*dies hundreds of years ago as the village fool* well that fucking sucked lol let’s try again *reincarnated as a tumblr user* FUUUUUUCK

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there are many things tumblr as a whole has to learn but one of them is “someone can reblog a post without them endorsing every action the op has ever taken, we are not beholden to do background checks on the producers of every shitpost on the internet”

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Fish from World of Warcraft

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lets be awesome. together✌️😁

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jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)

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Aliens abducting a Paleolithic horse 🐴✨🛸

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.person: "who do you have a crush on" .me: "ok promise me you won't look at me weird"

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studying ancient history will have you thinking stuff like The 18th century was basically yesterday