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unreleased lana at the job site is crazy
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they unban porn for as long as im standing in a crowded deli so everyone around me can see all the cock on my dashboard. when i leave the building they ban it again
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crabs are literally being forcefemmed by barnacles every day and no one ever talks about it
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4 hours ago from entertainment weekly
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do you think pushing someone down the stairs is erotic?
god. this is such a difficult question am i under oath
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i'm proposing a new diagnostic critera for autism spectrum testing
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wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life
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thats it. your ass is going to general settings -> filtering
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Those “most dangerous cities in every state” articles always have me pissing myself laughing. Imagine being from the mean mean streets of Hartford Connecticut.
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If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical
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yeah see this is my problem with DuckDuckGo
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love this sentence because it makes it sound like he’s lying about his height. Lestat is six feet tall (source: Lestat)
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YOUR ADDICTION HAS AFFECTED US IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS YOU ARE ANNOOOYING
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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section
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