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if you stay over my house more than one night you will witness when my Behaves Human meter is empty
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Signs and their months on an alignment chart
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who'd be your ride-or-die, your gossip buddy, who do you go to the arcade with and hog the ddr machine with etc etc.
(note: this is an experiment to see out of these (generally) widely known characters who through osmosis'd knowledge do people wanna be best friends with. hence the lack of an "other" option 👍)
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dear teacher sory i did not do your assignment.unfortu nately i have Died FOREVER!!!!!!! ok i will see u tmrw
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we regret to inform you. our sincerest apologies for exposing you to knowledge
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Kid Pix just became pubic domain, so the remade (but pretty much exactly the same) version is now available here. It's uh, wild, highly recommend checking it out not only for the wonderful nostalgia but you can legit make some incredible looking stuff!
FIND IT HERE
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Good lord my follower count increased by 200 but its like....90% bots. Go away.
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new type of guy who goes into confession booths just to brag to someone abt their accomplishments: applaud me father for I have winned
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yeah sorry i cant come in today i was so ugly and grotesque i got locked out of sight forever deemed too shameful for the public eye. yeah its gonna be all day
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throwing copies of this into my fellow Autistic people's enclosures for enrichment.
(Yes, of course it can apply to other neurodivergences, like ADHD, no need to ask.)
#yes...thank you...#i always do the first thing where i share my own experiences..#but then i feel bad about it bc im scared my loved one will feel like im not really thinking about their issues#when in fact i am! i am trying to comfort them by telling them that they arent alone! that other ppl go through similar things too and#itll be okay#so tbh i have started doing this:#1. first i let my loved one know that what they are going through is hard and that they are valid#2. i ask them what they need from me. a hug? advice? or just a shoulder to cry on?#3. we work out a time to do that particular thing they need. it can be 1 minute from now or the next day so long as we are both know#this typically helps us both esp my friends that are NT#bc they feel validated & seen & understood
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