AARP- Authentic Ass Real Pussy (not in a terf way)
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sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down
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i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.
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mods show him the truth of the universe for a single moment then return him to a state of mind incapable of comprehending it
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my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right
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Curious Tiger Chews on Cardboard Tube in His Outdoor Enclosure
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*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?
me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper
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The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.
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It's unbelievable to me that everyone crops out the fourth panel of this comic
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Wii smoking game where you pretend the wii remote is a cigar and move it to your mouth to puff on it and the screen shows your mii smoking. And the game is called Wii be Smoking
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