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straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic
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Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”
Me: “ok”
Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”
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favourite shinies ✨
buneary ⁴²⁷ • lopunny ⁴²⁸ • mega lopunny ⁴²⁸
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I fear for me, please don't make a mess of my state, please no traffic
I fear for all of you
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*At CVS. A brown starling that’s stuck in the store, flies by the register*
me pointing at the bird: is that your manager
cashier: …
me: sorry, that was a bad joke
cashier: Oh good I was about to say, because clearly THAT’S our manager
*cashier points at a pigeon walking down aisle 4*
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What kind of placements could possibly indicate that other people will obsess over them or worse, draw stalkers?
•Pluto in the 5th •Pluto in the 7th •PLUTO IN THE 8TH•PLUTO IN THE 12TH
•Neptune in the 7th•Neptune in the 8th
•venus in the 8th •mars in the 8th•Uranus in the 8th
•having Saturn and Pluto interacting in a harsh aspect
•having venus harshly aspecting your dc or in Minot degree
•having moon in aspect to your 8th house lord or having venus in aspect to 8th house lord. •having your 8th house lord sitting in the 1st house/5th house or 7th house.
•having 8th house lord in its house.
•Water rising in Scorpio or Pisces decan. •having a Taurus rising •having a cancer rising •having a Capricorn rising •having a Aries rising
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What’s next, after a black Ariel? A black Cinderella?!
A black Fairy Godmother?!
A black Glinda the Good Witch?!
A black Belle from Beauty and the Beast?!
A black Juliet?!
A black vampire?!
A black Roxie Hart?!
A black pair of Voodoo bokors?!
A black witch?!
A black Joan of Arc?!
A black pirate queen?!
A black Adam and Eve?!
A black superhero?!
A black doctor?!
A black professor?!
A black cop?!
A black BLACK PERSON?!?!?!! Potentially?!?! Is it possible!?!
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what kind of old timey high on opium Britney Spears is this
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