Roni || bisexual?? aroace?? I don't know. leave me alone || she/him || eternal autism. eternal horny posting at 1 am || I post/reblog 18+ sometimes || read my pinned post for all my fandoms || I live in Kansas and won't shut up about it
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Your blog inspired me to listen to your music and I was like “this is pretty catchy actually, I enjoy this.” I told my in-laws that I enjoyed your music and they’re old retired hippies and they got real mad that I would listen to “sellout music” and we had an argument over it and now I’m not invited to Thanksgiving so thanks for helping me get out of yet another dinner with annoying conspiracy theorists.
Woah mama they clearly can't handle the Presley Power hummina hummina hummina
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Jerking off is incest
Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored
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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
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Want to see me naked
not really, but im fascinated by how tumblr displays your empty profile so i might jerk off to that instead
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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.
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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point
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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands
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