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i miss,, jacob,,
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hi i said i’d revive this blog but then i was lazy so y’all can catch me over on @mirroredism c’:
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random sentence starters
random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.
“ who do you think you are? “
“ wait , did you just say you love me? “
“ please just … leave me alone. “
“ i’m so happy! “
“ is this a gift for me? “
“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “
“ i love you. “
“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “
“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “
“ w — what? “
“ … i’m sorry. “
“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “
“ bitch , guess what? “
“ oh my god … “
“ fuck you to fucking hell! “
“ man … go to hell. “
“ what did you just send me? “
“ what did you just say? “
“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “
“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “
“ are you jealous? “
“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “
“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “
“ you’re so stupid. “
“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “
“ you don’t want me. “
“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “
“ let me take you out on a date. “
“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “
“ no! don’t tickle me! “
“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “
“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “
“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “
“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “
“ so what will it be tonight? “
“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “
“ i don’t love you. “
“ you don’t love me. “
“ … is there something you want? “
“ you know , you’re really cute. “
“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “
“ shh … don’t cry. “
“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “
“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “
“ hello darkness my old friend … “
“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “
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it’s not breaking your rule of no more new blogs if you revive old ones uwu
#* @ sᴛᴀʀʀɪᴋ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘɪᴛ ( ooc. )#it's been a while and i apparently gained a to n of new followers so#hello and welcome to this mess#i miss jacob and i want to bring him back#and none of my blogs are really getting attention so i can afford to try and run 4 at once lmao
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"I used a box to get up this high stfu" :)
kicks the box from under her ://////
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Bites his nose. >C
“how tall are ur stilts– “ :///
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herstealth ( EVIE. )
❝Jacob!❞ Evie’s voice rung out, rushing towards a carriage to jump on it, and ride off to catch up with him. ❝We need to be cautious with this one! It could be a trap!❞

Driving perhaps a little too fast, he glances at Evie as she catches up. He gives her that trademark, cheeky smile. “Cautious? Oh Evie, cautious is my middle name--”
He’s cut off abruptly as he swerves the carriage to avoid some poor pedestrians, yelling out a “Sorry!” to them before going back to talking to Evie. “Come on Evie-- it’ll be a piece of cake.”
#* ʙʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴅs! ( ic. )#herstealth#* ɪᴛ's ᴀ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅʏ ᴍᴀʀᴠᴇʟᴏᴜs ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ ( v.001 )#i hate him SDFGSDFG
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evie: what have u got jacob: a GANG evie: NO
#* ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴘᴏʟɪᴛᴇ ᴏʀ ʜᴇᴛᴇʀᴏsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ( shitposts. )#look me in the eyes and tell me this isn't what happened#* tbd.
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@scythereaping replied to your post: "Don't make me vore your ankles again" :)))
“Is that a challenge?” 8[
“Yes” ://
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where to find pine;; - @whistlecaller ( Waylon Park, active ) - @wxlriider ( Miles Upshur, semi-active ) - @rookrye ( Jacob Frye, kind of active, mostly shitposting )
#* @ sᴛᴀʀʀɪᴋ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘɪᴛ ( ooc. )#when i say active#i mean i made the blog like two days ago n i'm tryin scoob#i'm the slowest person on the planet for replies lmao
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"Don't make me vore your ankles again" :)))

“not if I vore you first-- “
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Evie vc: :// Go away Jacob

“no u”
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Maka vc: Jacob you are a walking shitpost. : )))

“Thank you, finally someone gets it-- ”
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henlo i’m here for shitposting and lurking but muse is still low rip
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hi I’m gonna be taking a break from tumblr for a while, I don’t know how long, but a while. Lately writing has been exhausting and i’ve had no real muse for anyone. I’ll happy give out my discord to any mutual that wants it though, and i’ll still be down for rping or just chatting over discord
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I miss the twins :’(
#* sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ɴᴏᴡ ɪɴ ᴄᴏᴠᴇɴᴛ ɢᴀʀᴅᴇɴ! ( visage. )#* ᴅᴇᴀʀ sɪsᴛᴇʀ ( evie. )#* ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ғᴏʀ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋғᴀsᴛ! ( queue. )
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AC Syndicate [2/?]
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