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top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake
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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.
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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear
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debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out
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pull your boxers down we need to talk.
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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...
i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered
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I always love fanart of characters killing or otherwise hurting another version of themselves. Yes yes yes yes
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disco doodles 2
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thinking (-1) about characters is so fun gu(-1)ys trust
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characters apologizing for things they have no control over. mumbling sorry while losing consciousness. feeling ashamed of a bleeding wound. embarrassed when an infection sets in. deep seated feverish guilt when they need to be carried, when their legs won't keep them upright anymore and they lean heavy on a friend, slurring apologies..........
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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.
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me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

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