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not gonna say it again

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waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

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i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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me writing: i am a god and reality bends to my whims

me proofreading: im too stupid to be alive

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[after we both undress] hang on uh.. let me *opens wikihow page on how to have sex*

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guiding light

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The masculine urge to just dig a huge fucking hole in someone's backyard.

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I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

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Am I BAWLING my eyes out? Because all Jack Rackham wanted to do was leave a mark on history? And be remembered?? And despite years of attempting to emulate the physical toughness and swashbuckling bravery of his fellow pirate captains of legend, it was in fact his pedantic little obsession with getting the right flag art, an action so wholly and undeniably HIM, that ensured his mark on history in the end??? That it's HIS jolly Roger that has endured through time and history as the very symbol of piracy itself????????

If anyone needs me, I will be marooning MYSELF on skeleton island!!!!!!

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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

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